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They did it on purpose? 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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http://xkcd.com/1343/[^]
So...how many of us are guilty? I've got as far as the "Tools that need a manual" - for complex embedded software with only a two line by sixteen character text display, you better believe you need a manual.
But (much as I hate it) I write a damn manual. But I've never tried to explain how to read it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Most people I know think no tool needs a manual (and in fact, they do not read the manuals).
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: they do not read the manuals
Like my big brother, who blew up a new washing machine that way... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I know of people getting scared if no manual for there tools...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Manuals are for sissies!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Except when it comes to manual gearshifts of course 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I usually play with the damn thing without reading the manual until it's screwed up so bad even a manual won't help, then I google!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I usually play with the damn thing ... until it's screwed up so bad... |
And then you go to see the doctor???? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote:
And then you go to see the doctor????
My lawyer has advised me to plead the 5th!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I am equally guilty: I guess I'm trying to find out if it's in Group 1 or 2... 
I normally end up regretting it though!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm so bad I bought a GPS for my vehicle and ended up in Texas only problem is I thought I set it for NC? 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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My first GPS, I let guide me into the middle of a field. At which point it gave an electronic shrug and basically said "your guess is as good as mine"...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah the early ones were pretty lame I lived about 4 miles from work and when I got my first one just for kicks thought I would let it lead me to work, same thing wanted me to make a wrong turn and then who knows what would have happened. The new one I just got was from a truck stop, was on sale and is pretty danged accurate.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Well you know what they say:
With just two hours of hard work you can save ten minutes of reading the manual.
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Apologies for the bad accents.
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them:
"Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro!"
"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro iz just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
The German replies angrily "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! ... Schnell! I vont to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."
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OK I'll give you a 5 for the accent!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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An oldie but a goodie. Nice accents! 
But seriously: If that really is the law in Italy, Citroën can't expect to sell a lot of C-Zero's[^] there
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Please refrain from the 'herbals' before posting here.
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Unbelievable what should be able to do my GSR 600 motorbike...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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... but isn't it only a 0.6l...
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An amazing number of horses, anyway. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Abhinav S wrote: He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."
what is the capacity of Fiat uno?
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Just heard a man say on the TV that they don't have crime here any longer.
(sorry obviously I just made that up myself)
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And don't you wish you hadn't?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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