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I thought you were true-blue, dyed-in-the-wool Tory, not UKIP?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's the Hungarian elections next weekend and Mrs Wife was talking about who she might vote for. The main two are pretty much like the Tories and Labour here and she is not in favour of either. She actually "I don't know who to vote for, but it definitely wont be UKIP[^]!" [her words, but link is to who she meant] 
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They are springing up everywhere. 
Which is weird, when you think about it.
If every country is complaining about "foreigners invading our country", then just where are all these people coming from? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Forn parts! Jeez, I though everyone knew that.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Forn parts!
What,like these[^]
(oh, and you spelt it rong)
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Unfortunately, we can do nothing about the denizens of Wolverhampton.
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Dave you defecting to UKIP already?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Nothing at all to do with the uncontrolled cat immigration from areas of the world where TB is ubiquitous.
FTFY 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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A kitten cull is still less offensive than that Pink Suit............ 
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Story about feline TB --> bloody (literally in this case) screed in one step. Quite remarkable.
Thinking about re-defecting to the swivel-eyed loons[^]
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Well, clearly they will begin to cull people in Berkshire and Hampshire.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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In middle class England they are more likely to cull humans than kittens.
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Yes, the posh toffs also like their pussy.
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I'll get right on that.
PULL!!
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm a fair loser, so Griff, despite not even receiving an honorable mention for my bribery attempt or poem.
This one's for you 
enjoy ...
Oh, and Marty, be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants.
Which movie?
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Shaun the Sheep: Uncut.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That quote takes me back to when movies were enjoyable.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Don't you mean future enjoyable movies?
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V. wrote: bionic implants.
I'm not sure, but it must have something to do with Kim Kardashian.... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I thought Katie Price...but then I threw up a little in my mouth.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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*where is the slap emote when you want it*
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Shaun the Bionic sheep
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Back to the future..don't remember the part 1 or 2 or 3 but i remember the Marty very well
Ravi Khoda
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The competition is now closed, and I have exhaustively reviewed all the entries.
Including the rather smelly one that arrived in the post and had to be decontaminated by the fire service.
And it's a difficult choice:
Highest Vote: Death By Chocolate, 9 Votes. Nagy, 6 for his magnificent COBOL entry.
Closest to actually following the rules: Ian Clarke, Warrior Programmer
Best Reverse Psychology: Mike Hankey
Best Brown Nosed Desperation: DeathByChocolate
Best COBOL: Nagy Vilmos
Best Threat: Nagy Vilmos
Best Bribery: DeathByChocolate (Hon. mention: Nagy Vilmos)
Best Totally wrong Idea about what the prize was: Rage
And in the end, I have decided...
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the winner is:
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Death By Chocolate, for magnificent attempted bribery, brown nosing, highest vote and general LOL!
Congratulations to all entrants, and I'm sorry I can't send one to you all!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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