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Dalek Dave wrote: Wand Erection
Or, to give them their proper name, "Fairy-stick Tumescence". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So I just says out loud "What the C*** is Wand Erection?"
Coworker said "A generic version of viagra produced in Mexico" without skipping a beat.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Wand Erection
Is that some sort of marital aid?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I am picking Rory to win.
But I also have a £1 bet on every match today.
Can't wait!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I am picking Rory to win.
I dunno...He's a clever man (when he's not drunk) but he's not much with a golf bat[^]
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If you want any of life's little luxuries - chocolate, toothpaste, soft toilet paper - Massive is your man!
Which movie?
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Blood and Chocolate, but mostly Chocolate
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Argonia wrote: Blood and Chocolate
Not a good mixture, even for a vampire with a sweet tooth... 
On the other hand, Chili and Chocolate work very well together...
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The best mixture for Chocolate is more Chocolate 
Never tasted chili (I don't like the spicy food much) but i heard of it and still cant image the mixture of chili and choco.
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Ooooohhhh trust me on this: get some good quality dark chocolates with chili in and your mouth will love you for it...
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I don't know from where I can get chili here except if i make it, but still i am not so good at cooking 
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I'm pretty sure that google can find you some in Bulgaria: try "chili chocolate" and you will pretty definitely find the Lindt Excellence range - which isn't the best, but it's not bad...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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oh, wait i understood chili with chocolate not chili chocolate
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Well, I do put chocolate in my chili con carne as well...not so much you can taste it (chocolate and tomato go together like duck and banana), but it adds a "depth" and "richness" to the dish as subtle backnote.
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I found chocolate and mouth to be the best combination.
Other than that, I also like chocolate and milk toghether, but prefer chocolate, milk and alcohol.
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You can try this (without the chocolate)[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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OriginalGriff wrote: chocolate and tomato go together like duck and banana
WHAT! I can't believe you've never tried the famous French dish Duck a la banane??? 
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I canardly believe it either...
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I haven't got the recipe, but I guess that if I wanted to do the dish, I could just wing it... 
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Wouldn't that be Canard à la Banane?
And that's a no...just no...professionals agree with me[^]
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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O boy, now I'm REALLY tempted to try. Luckily enough, I don't care much for duck, so I think I'll have to abstain all the same.
But on a similar note: Here in Sweden, we have a dish called "Flying Jacob" (don't ask me why). It's sort of a chicken caserole dish with banana and peanuts often served with boiled or steamed rice.
I, as a non-native Swede, find it disgusting. The native Swedes seem to like it... 
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Winston Churchill, 1944
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Directors Cut.
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Vinnie the Pooh?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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