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mark merrens wrote: When I were a wee nipper we went to London zoo and rode an elephant and watched the monkeys have tea. It was very cruel, really.
I have seen elephants abused in Bangkok, but these elephants in the province seem to be treated better.
At least they look happier. The one I saw this morning eating branches from a tree seemed happy. (S)he was at least able to eat natural food, and I have seen them rip bananas and leaves off my banana trees.
Then again I don't know what the elephant was thinking. 
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mark merrens wrote: Something about a banana in that one but I don't recall actually seeing a banana
What banana? 
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The problem with bananas is that after you peel 'em and throw away the bone there's nothing left to eat! 
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I was feeding bananas to an elephant somewhere in Asia by peeling a banana off the bunch and giving it to her. All I managed to do was piss her of, she eventually reach out an snaffled the bunch. Greedy bitch, they cost me a dollar.
Wait till you meet the african elephant, they make the asian/indian look puny. I'm 6'3 and I have a photo of me standing upright UNDER the head of a bull, amazing.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: All I managed to do was piss her of, she eventually reach out an snaffled the bunch.
They get rather impatient when you tease them with a single banana at a time. 
Mycroft Holmes wrote: Wait till you meet the african elephant, they make the asian/indian look puny.
Yes I have seen African elephants and they are larger. Although I did see a large bull yesterday that made the other elephants look small by comparison.
Mycroft Holmes wrote: I'm 6'3 and I have a photo of me standing upright UNDER the head of a bull, amazing.
Brave man. I never got that close to an African elephant. They were not as well mannered as the Asian variety.
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JimmyRopes wrote: Brave man
Not at all this couple[^] have been living with these 3 elephants for 20 years and are considered part of the herd, the bull has defended them against curious lions, they are absolutely amazing and BIG.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
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Does anybody know why they hide all their documentation from Google?
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RugbyLeague wrote: Does anybody know why they hide all their documentation from Google?
They don't have any documentation. 
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A search for "ComponentOne help documentation" gives me relevant links. #4 being to their help central area of website.
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I know, none of it is what I am searching for though
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RugbyLeague wrote: documentation
Real men don't need instructions!
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Rhea on the loose in Herfordshire[^]
It is just a few miles from here.
Apparently it can disembowel you with its claws.
It truly is a Dire Rhea.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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It passes the time.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You're flushed with success today!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's not just today... his head is always in the toilet.
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You bowled me over with that one!
/ravi
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Thank heavens for that, I thought you'd taken up dogging beagling.
[Edit]
Beagling, I meant beagling.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It truly is a Dire  Rhea
Tasty, but difficult to capture.
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JimmyRopes wrote: Tasty
I believe something got lost in translation. 
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I believe something got lost in translation.
(of food) having a pleasant, distinct flavor.
"a tasty snack"
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