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Can't we just give you the long/lat and you send in one of your famed SSM [Surface to Spam Missile] from the secret nuclear underground volcano base?
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He left en email address. What would be the chance that it's actually his?
I could spam him back. Sign him up for hardcore gay porn, that sort of thing.
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Please do spam him!!!I am sick and tired of these #$#$@**^ guys spamming here!!
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But what if that's what he wants, and the address belongs to someone he dislikes?
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Holy cr@p, there's an upvote for almost every post of him! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Apparently the 'mantra' works. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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So scientists have been researching injecting blood from younger mice into older mice to reverse some of the effects of aging..... Does this mean OAPs will now be using denchers with fangs installed in order to steal the blood of their younger victims?
New blood 'recharges old brain', mouse study suggests[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Actually not a bad idea at all.
However, you must do it with your OWN BLOOD.
What happens is this...
You take many pints of your own blood and freeze it (Obviously over time, not all at once!)
Build up a reserve of maybe 20 pints.
As you age, (and by this it means usually post 70 years) you start pumping in the blood you took when you were much younger.
This blood is much more densely populated with T-Cells.
Et Voilà, you have lots of super-repairo juice running through your veins and into your organs and brain.
All those T-Cells (that die out as you get older) will then be doing their job.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I wonder how many people are tempted by this idea Dave?
Also maybe it's a good business venture?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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We would need a good registry system and a load of Liquid Nitrogen!
But yeah, charge by the Litre/Year and make lots of money.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The Blood Bucket!
(And you don't need to change the logo, either! )
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Dalek Dave wrote: However, you must do it with your OWN BLOOD.
So T for two is out of the question?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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megaadam wrote: And while reading this I happen to have Coldplay in my earphones:
That is horrible, can we do anything to help?
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Blue Waffler wrote: can we do anything
Hmmm... revise your own taste in music ?
Life is too shor
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Hammer Horrors such as Countess of Blood[^] and Twins of Evil helped me through my teenage years"!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I see a definite business opportunity here, plus a way to end world poverty. All us (relatively) rich old people will "borrow" the children of impoverished foreigners, feed them up to good health, then bleed them long enough to recharge our aged selves, and ship them back home with a full belly and a fiver in their pockets. In short order, all the old people will have their youth back, and the poor people will have better health, full tums, and a little spending money, to boot. Everybody wins!
Of course, we'll probably need to neuter the kids to prevent us from being overrun by foreigners, but that's a small price to pay. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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"Three quarters of large canine directed the latest style."(10)
Get to it then.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The first rule of Breakfast Club is: You do not talk about Breakfast Club.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Three quarters NEW (Lose South from cardinal directions)
of large canine FANG
directed LED
the latest style.
NEWFANGLED
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well done.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Or possibly just smash it into the digital afterlife with a spam-mallet.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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