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Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."
The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk.
The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank.
The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
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And for the nth time, it makes me laugh, again!
Repost! 
Your version is somewhat, funny.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Boo! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Argh!
Jeepers, mate - you made me jump there...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Whereas if he had said Baa you would have had a jump.
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It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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P0mpey3 wrote: Whereas if he had said Baa ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) you would have had a jump.
FTFY
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Once there were a number of bats. They lived near a neighborhood of old houses. During the late summer months they like to sneak inside one of the old houses and fly about in the middle of the night, causing the human residents a great deal of consternation. Once they do so, the large male human captures them in a plastic box and releases them back outside. About half the time they don't survive the capture procedure  , which bothers the large male human not at all. The End.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Wait... This story doesn't have a happy ending!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
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}
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True. The large male human has a goal of at least one summer where not a single bat gets inside his house. In the last ten years, I've had at least one every summer, and some years a half dozen or so.
Software Zen: delete this;
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How are they coming inside in the first place? Perhaps you should seal of all entrances, at least to a point where bats can no longer enter. There's special screens you can place in open doors or windows that keeps bugs out (and probably bats too). Something like this screen door[^].
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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It's a large (2400 sq. ft.) old house, built in 1872. Our local bats are small, and can get in through an opening as small as 1 inch by ½ inch. I've sealed chimneys, replaced window screens, etc.
It's an ongoing battle to keep the critters out. We also have raccoons and squirrels that like to try and get into our attic. At one point last year we had raccoons tearing the screens out of an upstairs window to get into the room where our cats' food bowls were. I got up one morning and found the plastic food container had been dragged out onto the roof  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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They sound like cheeky and persistent little critters...
Isn't there some stuff that keeps them away? Something they can smell, but humans can't or some sort.
If all else fails you could become a critter yourself and sneak into others homes to eat and sleep. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Raccoons are the worst of the lot. They're destructive, fearless, and can be combative if cornered. The local population is positive for rabies about 50% of the time.Sander Rossel wrote: Isn't there some stuff that keeps them away? Something they can smell, but humans can't or some sort
Most of those sorts of things either don't work well, or they smell so bad the cure is worse than the disease.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Not to sure why they put observatories in cities. I would have thought there would be to much light from street light etc. I find it easier to just go outside and look. (advantages of not being in the country)
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Cool link thanks
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I did not think it was possible, but there IS something worse than math (well, it's still partly math, but not entirely).
Coming saturday I'm taking my third chance at an exam about communication technology. It's part math, part physics and completely impossible.
Stuff I should know is how a telephone works, how radio works, how a modem works, how the internet works, etc.
We have waves that travel at a certain frequency and there's noise on the channel and we can multiplex it and convert it to bytes using transducers, put it back on a wave using modulators, put a sinus function in there, magically apply cosinus, of course we need to remove redundancy, add line coding and channel coding... And of course there's all kinds of formulae to calculate stuff. AAAARGHHHH!!!
I scored a 4 twice (on a scale from 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest score). It's 40 multiple choice questions and I answered 23 questions correctly (twice, at least I'm not un-learning), but I need 27 correct questions for a 5,5 (passing grade). Which makes this even more impossible.
Is anyone here working in the field? Or knows a bit about it?
Any tips that might make me see the light?
Why did I ever want to study again? 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
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}
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Sander Rossel wrote: Any tips that might make me see the light?
No problem for that, everyone is able too. However, if wath you really want to know are the laws of light propagation then you have to... 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: No problem for that, everyone is able too.
Stevie Wonder can't, just to name someone.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: completely impossible
There is your problem, you are defeatest...If it were impossible, then nobody else would have passed it.
Sander Rossel wrote: It's 40 multiple choice questions
At least you have something to select from. MC is a lot easier that questions where you have to 'describe' or 'explain' or 'prove' and are simply presented with a blank space to start writing.
Get a hold of practice papers and do them and keep doing them. I found the practice papers for my degree really helped to give you a feeling of what was coming your way and what was expected.
If all else fails, just keep rehearsing the magic phrase...."You want fries with that?" 
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DaveAuld wrote: If it were impossible, then nobody else would have passed it.
There's a chance you'll get 40/40 correct with no prior knowledge about the subject. Luckily I know nothing about calculating chances so I'm just going to assume it could happen to me coming saturday 
DaveAuld wrote: At least you have something to select from. MC is a lot easier that questions where you have to 'describe' or 'explain' or 'prove' and are simply presented with a blank space to start writing.
I disagree. When I get to describe something I can usually write at least something down that gives me points.
With multiple choice it's either good or wrong. And I'm more wrong than not (in this case).
DaveAuld wrote: Get a hold of practice papers and do them and keep doing them.
I passed the two practice exams. They require only 20/40 correct answers though. Imagine my disappointment when I found out I needed 27/40 for the real exam 
I already hold a degree in art... Allright, maybe I better start rehearsing that phrase
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: I passed the two practice exams. They require only 20/40 correct answers though
Just because you passed the practice exams with 20/40, doesn't mean you stop doing them, you keep re-doing them until you get 40/40, that way the information is sticking in.
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There are a lot of websites available.
What specifically are you studying?
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