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It's all about how you train your cat 
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"No, really, officer. It's catnip."
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There are worse things an animal can do[^] 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The little scientist built is first 'bat emulator'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Dij is such a good cat. He is not selfish, you can always see him help another living soul with something. For example teach a mouse to fly! We all should take example for interacting with other species.
You never know when you will need flying or swimming lessons
Yesterday I caught my cat fixing my sound cables behind my desktop pc. I wonder, how did he knew I had problems with them in the first place 
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Argonia wrote: him help another living soul with something.
Ah...bad news on that front...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ah...bad news on that front...
Not for him 
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Lucky you; at least Dij still remembers his carnivorous, predatory origins.
I have an old house, so every summer we get a bat or two in the place. My four cats look at me like "Well? When are you going to deal with this?" 
Software Zen: delete this;
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There was a dead mouse outside our front door yesterday and I got the same deal from my girls. :sheesh:
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I get it from Herself... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I must admit that our lone female cat does seem to remember a bit of her hunter's instincts. She found a mole on our porch last evening, and brought it in to play with it. It annoyed her to no end when I rescued the little critter and turned it loose outside.
Software Zen: delete this;
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They have big paws for such little things, don't they? And they make strange whistling noises when bitten (by the cat, of course)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: They have big paws for such little things, don't they?
Indeed. Makes them very suitable to their environment, namely digging in my yard.OriginalGriff wrote: they make strange whistling noises when bitten (by the cat, of course)
Ours didn't make any noises last night; I don't think the cat bit it very hard, as she seemed more curious than culinary with it.
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Was sure that the answer was going to be a naked lady.
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5! 
Jeremy Falcon
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No, I get to see a naked lady quite often.
But only the one... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: No, I get to see a naked lady quite often.
I'm not sure stalking counts.
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Griff: What does the mouse do?
Cat : He flies across the room into a bucket of water.
Griff: On his own?
Cat : No, I fling him.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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But kinda fun anyway[^]...
(Youtube video completely SFW - unlike the majority of stuff I post)
Now for the important question: What came first? The Chicken? The egg? Or the 8-ball???
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From my experience, chicken sh*t. Lots and lots of it. Our ones have a whole paddock to do their deeds on but oh no. It has to the concrete and cobblestones. The eggs don't come until much later. The only thing protecting them is the wifey.
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Wish I would have seen that earlier.
That bird took me for $50.00 last night.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
This is a Remington 870. One blast could cut you the f*** in half.
Which movie?
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It's a prequel to Game of Thrones.
It was precisely this halfcocked plot that made Peter Dinklage the "big" star he is... 
OR - it could be Debbie Does Deadwood, but to be honest, I don't think she has ever done any dead wood! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Victor Kiam story - probably the "uncut" version.
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