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I'm on my way to get to the bottom of this... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I think you need to handle the bottom_click event for that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Appears to be too easy for any Q poster to become the butt of many jokes. 
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By clicking a button, i don't know.
I however know how to achieve the same by pressing an Arrow Key
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I'm sure the answer has something to do with inserting an index, lets hope it isnt an finger however 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: by clickling a bottom?
And here I thought people only spank that sh*t
Although clicking on a bottom does sound like a link to very special sites restricted for certain age groups 
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Well, if you pinch your secretary's bottom maybe she'll do it for you.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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She may also just slap you silly. It's sad how times are changing. Just 20 years ago, something like that was perfectly socially acceptable (just look at Boris Yeltsin), but now... What IS the world coming to? Things are going all wrong, I tell you.
Speaking of Yeltsin: I've been trying to locate the video of him pinching his secretary's ass in a televised conference in full view of the entire world's population, but I haven't been able to find it. Does anybody out there have a link. It was SO funny, so I'd really like to see it again...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I doubt the women getting their bottoms pinched thought it was "perfectly socially acceptable" 
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Bought a packet of dry roasted peanuts the other day the package contained the following warning "Warning: May contain nuts".
I elephanting hope so!
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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I bought a Home for the Criminally Insane and it had the same warning on the packet!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Do you take regular Insane or is it just Criminally?
Where do I sign up?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Oddly I bought a 3kg bag of UNF fixings with the same warning.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I've got a pair of pants like that!
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I think you should give your wife her pants back.
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Any relationship based on who wears the pants is bound to fail. It's not wearing pants that is the key.
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These may have been written specifically for some of the Q&A posters.
Warning Labels[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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One message "You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside." is not as stupid as it may seem. If you have to buy something to win [a product, a ticket, a politician] then it stops being being a straight competition and becomes gambling and as you know gambling 'is bad'.
IIRC this method was first used in the Merca but has spread over here as well.
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You are correct, more here [^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Peanuts aren't nuts, so the label is valid. Technically, peanuts are legumes.
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Wise words master. I endeavour to offer peanuts to anyone claiming a nut allergy.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I endeavour to offer peanuts to anyone claiming a nut allergy.
Whilst adding Tomatoes to your Fruit Salad? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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We had a melon salad on Sunday - Melon, Toms, Cucumber, Goats Cheese - and it was damned good.
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I read that as...
"Melon, Toms, Cucumber, Goats, Cheese - and it was damned good."
I needed to read it again to realize it wasn't goats and cheese. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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