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Well at least he used kosher salt and pepper, whatever that means.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Salt that's been circumcised. Or maybe that's had all the blood removed. I can never remember. 
TTFN - Kent
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Well at least he used kosher salt and pepper, whatever that means.
Kosher pepper is pepper that has had the devil exorcised. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Kent Sharkey wrote: tomato on the side
Well yeah... who wants to ruin a perfectly good heart-attack-on-a-plate with icky vegetables?
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A swine burger; you are what you eat I suppose?
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Oddly enough, no bun makes the burger Paleo and Atkins friendly.
Jeremy Falcon
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Kent Sharkey wrote: that beast deserves the attention
<Leviticus 11:7>
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
</Leviticus 11:7>
<Deuteronomy 14:8>
And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.
</Deuteronomy 14:8>
The message is clear god hates bacon[^]!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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The one who wrote those books hates bacon.
That's a subtle difference. God made the swine. If it was not meant for eating, then it would have tasted like brussels sprouts 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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God made shrimp[^] and lobsters[^] to test you. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
modified 12-Jul-14 5:22am.
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Hmm, does it apply to fake bacon[^]?
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http://runpee.com/[^]
Now you don't have to worry about missing a crucial scene cause you gotta pee.
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Wow, finally a useful app! Actually, the ingenuity is great!
Marc
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I agree. Gotta give the guy a lot of credit for the idea 
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Nice! I've wondered what projects you've been working on lately, Nish! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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LOL - thanks Roger.
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Noooooo!! It'll just give people one more reason to not turn off their phone during a movie. Just hold it like a man or piss in your coke cup.
Jeremy Falcon
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No one turns off their phones at a movie, they just mute the sound. This app alerts the user by vibrating the phone.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: This app alerts the user by vibrating the phone.
But you know people will be checking their screen to see what it says. Then it'll shine up the whole theater.
Jeremy Falcon
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I realize that, for many people, the work week is already over. Nevertheless, have a great weekend!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I'm having problems with the logic of that. Must be because it's Friday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As long as you are happy.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Yeah, same to you buddy.
*\o/*
I'm bringing my work laptop home to coerce some database indices in to shape. But frankly, being able to work in my PJs, even on the weekend, is a plain win.
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Not for our linemen. We had a hell of a monsoon storm this week, with about 20 power poles down, so in addition to working long days in this 115°F heat and sweltering humidity, they get to work the weekend, too! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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And get paid overtime, I assume?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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