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Oh my goodness. I'm awed by your cleverness.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Your life really suck that bad?
Oh dear. Projecting again. I would say the appropriate description for your comments about the world not meeting your needs (avatars, women, &etc.): misery loves company - and you've been feeling a bit lonely of late.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: $20 says you don't get along with women
Let me further disappoint you: that quality time you spend with a smile drawn on your hand with lip-stick doesn't really equate to you getting along with women. It is, however, probably responsible for those blisters on you palms.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Have fun arguing with yourself. I'm done.
Jeremy Falcon
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As a male model I feel it inappropriate to flaunt my fantastic features.
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It's no coincidence. Griff still looks as young and dapper as he did 10 years ago. And his ears are just as flappy... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ever since I ascended, it's been very difficult to photograph me. Even mirrors have trouble focusing properly.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hello,
I just wanted to share this link with everyone. It contains a collection of free (no piracy) e-books.
MSDN Blogs[^]
Regards
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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I got it by e-mail and thought it was something nice to share.... 
My bad...
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote: I got it by e-mail and thought it was something nice to share....
Don't you know? This is the Internet man! You can't share a link without checking with 20 of your frequent websites, the government, God, your mother, that kid across the street that never leaves you alone, and your banker first. After all that, then you can share a link... maybe.
Jeremy Falcon
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On this site, the repost police are worse than the grammar Nazis.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Dammit, why does the upvote button still only count one when I've clicked it over 100 times?
TTFN - Kent
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I don't like your post, but I approve of your grammar. 
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: On this site, the repost police are worse than the grammar Nazis.
Repost...
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Repost is in the eye of the beholder.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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In studying the physics of 'faster than light travel', and it seems that CP repost police are the only entities known in the universe thus far which can regulary break the light barrier. It seems the fastest recorded repost post was 1.6 femto-femto-pico-nano seconds after the original post, 87.5x the speed of light, amazing!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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repost
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Aha! a member of the (black ops) molasses unit of the repost police has been uncovered!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Well Nagy did suggest it, thanks for all the kind posts I have got since I started to worry.
Also I have nearly wrecked my left shoulder and compressed my lower back carrying stuff home. I just want that **** a** merkin to **** up the project I have sort of finished / got no immediate complaints about. So they can hire a professional to fix the mess there in (it will not be cheap!)
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glennPattonPUB wrote: Well Nagy did suggest it
Do you normally accept advice from people who consume more alcohol than water? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Do you normally accept advice from people who consume more alcohol than water?
Water? It's a mixer Patsy, we have it with whisky[^]
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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RyanDev wrote: Do you normally accept advice from people who consume more alcohol than water?
I have to. I don't know anyone who doesn't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glenPattonSTRIPCLUB would have been better.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I'm in Bristol, knowing the locals Strip Clubs are not the place to go!
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You're in Bristols? 
You are at the strip club!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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