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Rendevouz Nagy's for gratis coffee. I hear the house is empty 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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So this is where I get in line. My day is not even started yet and I just want to curl up on the floor in the fetal position.
My wife came back from visiting her mom today (well, yesterday, Wednesday). On her way home from the airport she stopped to grab something to eat. When she got back to her car, someone had broken into it and stolen her purse and tablet. She had her credit card and my ATM card in the purse along with her passport. Both the purse and passport were brand new (and they actually charged her $230 for renewing the passport  ).
I logged into my online banking account to see how I would go about cancelling the ATM card and saw that it already had two $40 transactions posted. I call their support number, but I could not cancel it because my wife was the last one of us to have it in her possession  .
Fine. I have my wife call in, but somehow she gets through a different number, have to answer all kinds of security questions and is unable to cancel the card .
Fine. I poke around the online banking site and find the "Stop payment" option. Now we are getting somewhere. Check the "Checking account", "Stolen" and "Multiple transactions" options. Hmmm... "Check number From-To"... Well, there are no check numbers since it is my ATM card - let's leave it blank. Great, those numbers are required .
It is 1:30 AM by now and I have to get to work tomorrow. This whole ordeal is going to cost me at least $1,000. Plus whatever the thieving sunshine is able to charge before I can get it cancelled in the morning.
I am SoMad
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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*bang*
whistles and walks away
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I guess you only had one bullet. Just my luck 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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*click* *click* *click* *bang*
I have started to like it.
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*prick*
*disappears*
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Which movie?
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Debbie to John Holmes in "Debbie Joins The Mile High Club"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ok, this one is a real hard. The quote is futile as well with no clue about the movie whatsoever!! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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it has been a long time since I received a whitty reply, but this nails it 
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"Sex With Your Parents, Parte 2"
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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ewe! 
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Well, in my opionion, it is a minor work, albeit not such disgusting: "Set the Twilight Reeling"[^].
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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V. wrote: Which movie?
"Inappropriate in the Lounge", Director: KSS Himself!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Shakes on the Plane! 
Wheew! That was hard..
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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That is correct however, Rule #3: Guessing the correct title too soon, might be frowned upon by other people. Nothing prevents them from countering the 5+ vote**. 
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But Kaz went for shakes! [probably Chocolate flavoured]
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Nah, let's go for "Kazzie"...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Kazzie flovoured shakes?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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That's a very personal question!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Chocolate flavoured
That is correct!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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V. wrote: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Malaysian Airlines: Another One Of Our Airplanes Is Missing.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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