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Movie Quote Of The Day
Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray.
Which movie?
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Sharknado.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The weather man at Paris  !!
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: The weather man at with Paris
FTFY
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Shameel wrote: Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: The weather man at with in Paris
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I was going to go with "After Paris"
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The Lonely Planet video guide to Sunderland?
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I was going to say it looks like my Facebook feed. But this wins IMO.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Loaded weapon 1 ?
But I didn't like that movie ...
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You do know the rules don´t ya?
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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ya,
but I wasn't sure it was the right one; sorry for posting too fast.
PS: this morning sucks: national holiday here, sh*tty weather, no one around... I'll start programming or I'll get mad.
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Sharkando 2: The second one
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yes, in 1291 on 1st August the Swiss confederation was born.
It was very small country compared to today's size ( !!  ).
And today it is raining and storming... 
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Arrgh! No! The Gods of Chocolate, Cheese, and Cuckoo Clocks are angry!
Run away! 
That'll put a damper on the fireworks shows, then - I remember some of the shows on Lac Léman being pretty impressive in the Nineties when I was there last.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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yes, damp the fireworks! They'll BING, BANG, KABOOOM until one o'clock in the morning, 
And I've already eaten 200gr of chocolate (this will be a loooong day...  )
PS: still raining...
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Pah! You old curmudgeon! Earplugs...
Mind you, I don't like 'em any more either - they terrify animals.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Chuck Norris donates blood to the red cross, twice a week.
But not his blood...
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JimmyRopes wrote: Chuck Norris is Coming
It's going to be known as the third Ice Age.
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Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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WE MUST RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
LOLOLOLOL
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Now that's funny, loved all the quotes.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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I'm used to getting and deleting the various scam emails, banks in first world countries that have lost my details, people in third world countries that want to give me money, game sites that have lost my credentials, delivery services that cannot find my condo and a myriad of others.
This is the first time I have been notified (via google docs of course) of a Homicide Suspect. ID'd as posted on the APBnet but I need to download the doc to get the details - in NYC.
If these silly buggers injected a little humour into their attempts it might be more interesting!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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One of my clients keeps getting a summons to appear in court...it's phrased very legal sounding and intimidating...always comes from suchandsuch@something-lawyers.com ...I had to add a bunch of Spam Assassin filters in the cPanel to filter out all the various permutations of *@*lawyers*.com to get rid of them.
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