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When is the summer ever NOT book-ended by bad news? On the other hand, if you go looking for bad news, you'll find it. Personally, my summer has some really happy book-ends! (get it... "book" ???) 
Marc
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Shameless self promotion I say!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
modified 5-Sep-14 9:01am.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Sameless self promotion I say!
There will be more of that, undoubtedly. 
Marc
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better than shameful promotion, I think.
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I am currently building a new bookshelf - as soon as I have that done I shall buy your book
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That is worse than the Popeye film!
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I got the 'Crimea river' joke in there earlier in the summer, nice to see it get an upgrade!
On a more serious note though it's pretty bad that it's got to the end of summer and Ukraine is still broken.
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I know - we were trying to decide where to go on holiday this year.
When we cross-referenced the news (Ukraine, ISIS, Ebola etc.) we decided the best thing is to stay at home....in the cellar...with tinned food.
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I'm about to test my gadget which will help me do this. It smooshes things very flat to the level I deem appropiate, across a massive areas, say Oklahoma.
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It's a fine-height state mash-e'en[^]
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Why does this remind me of tar and feathers? 
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Oklahoma is already flat.
You wanna stress test you do-hicky?
Come flatten my altered state of Colorado.
It's even square for your convenience.
Bring it on dude. 
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If it uses your abdominal muscles to level Oklahama into a featureless landscape it might even be an
Abs - tract state mash-e'en?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Is it a fast mash-e'en? Do you keep your gadget cle'an?
Is it the best damn gadget that were ever se'en?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Pinky: What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky -- Try to take over the world!
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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But I dropped them last night while washing up.
OOPs.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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It happens, they must be very # for you to handle. Thank God your hands are safe! :P
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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no programming question in the lounge
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I see no question mark (except in my sig)! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I see no question mark
A common issue in QA. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh for Codd's sake!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Say what? 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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what ++
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I share your confusion!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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