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Next week, Microsoft will be showing off the latest version of Windows and along with that, it looks like the company will be offering an 'insiders' program for those who want to participate in the preview. We may have to sue for copyright infringement
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Microsoft to launch Windows Insideher program for next version of Windows and on the same page a link to The Fappening has fappened again; more naked celeb leaks surface. Coincidence? 
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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If you are sending an SMS, watching the TV or listening to the radio at a single time, stop it right away. As per a study conducted by researchers at University of Sussex, multi-tasking shrinks the brain. My brain! It's melting!
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What brain?!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Gizmodo India wrote: If you are sending an SMS, watching the TV or listening to the radio at a single time
At a single time? As opposed to double time? 
/ravi
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MCCOY: We just want to talk to somebody about Spock's brain. That's all.
KARA: Brain and brain! What is brain? It is Controller, is it not?
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Those people who are sending an SMS, watching the TV or listening to the radio at a single time don't need a "brain" 
In code we trust !
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The Java Community Process (JCP) machinery has started cranking on Java EE again, a little over a year after Java EE 7 was released. The goal is to create the next major version of Java Enterprise Edition. "Sometimes you kick, sometimes you get kicked"
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Microsoft is expected to name its upcoming Windows release next week, but the company has accidentally listed a "Windows TH" site a little early today. Windows TH presumably stands for Windows Threshold, the codename of what many expect will become Windows 9. Windows TH? Thurely that mutht be a mithtake?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Windows TH? Thurely that mutht be a mithtake?
and don't call me Thurely.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I was wondering how long it would take for that comment to appear. 10 minutes, well done! Are you thtalking me?
TTFN - Kent
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The door was wide open.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Why can’t they just stop doing whatever it is that they are doing, and get back to testing software? Is that one of those questions like, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
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By the by... one hand clapping sounds exactly like one hand clapping.
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PCHCHCHCHKUUUUUU!
Ma head! It's 'sploding! I now feel so at one with the universes.
TTFN - Kent
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..sounds more like a hand flapping.
Try it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I have; it's a clapping sound.
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Implies that clapping sounds sound like flapping sounds to you.
If you wer fed chicken, would you remark it tastes "just like" chicken? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: one hand clapping sounds exactly like one hand clapping.
I always thought it sounded like a tree not falling in a forest when there's someone there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The test acceptance criteria said that one hand clapping must sound like two hands clapping.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Is that one of those questions like, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
No, it isn't. The question and its answers are fully accessible by an intellectual thought process, no zen intuition required.
Working in a small company, I - a software developer - have to do software tests, too. And it's true: I spend waste a lot of my time for setting up the test environment. It's really fun to install the latest version of our products on a server where my colleagues had played before: development versions of our Windows services installed on the "desktop" of the user and other such WTFs. How much time gets lost for finding out such "features" and cleaning them up before I can actually do any tests...
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Bernhard Hiller wrote: How much time gets lost for finding out such "features" and cleaning them up before I can actually do any tests...
Do a clean enviroment once, backup the server with Ghost or acronis and next time don't give a crap about your collegues, restore backup, install what you need and for the rest... GTFO 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Nelek wrote: Do a clean enviroment once
Good idea. But I have no administrative priviledges on the esx server. And my boss fails with such simple tasks of course (actually he'd be capable of performing them, but why should he ever bother to do something correctly?).
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Bernhard Hiller wrote: but why should he ever bother to do something correctly?
You are right, if he did, then he would not be a "boss" 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Once at an Amazon offsite, managers had the reasonable-sounding suggestion that employees should be increasing communication with each other. To their surprise, founder and CEO Jeff Bezos stood up and announced, "No, communication is terrible!" We might have to kick someone off the team. I don't want to order the third pizza.
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