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As a car enthusiast, I'd have thought you'd at least have known how to park between two white lines! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Not normally an issue. I even park crooked in my garage. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I found that Kyle Lemon drives a Fiat 126[^] and he parks it in his back pocket...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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CHOMP!
The hamsters ate your link!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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If that's how it sounds when you're idling I can't wait to hear it on the track.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I'm gonna try to get a video of it on the road in a couple of weeks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Looking forward to that.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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What is wrong with the mufflers ?
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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There can't be anything wrong with something that ain't there.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Not a thing...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Nice car; a _little_ bit too noisy for my taste, but good work on that.
I'd rather be phishing!
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That beast turned out beautiful, John - Well done! 
Too bad you still won't park between the lines... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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You need ear muffs and one of those rear facing cameras, and you weren't wearing your fuchsia tshirt.
That thing must sound extraordinary when you put the boot in! Looks great, sounds awesome (and I am NOT a petrol head).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Man, that thing sounds EPIC!!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I went to a Cars & Midlife Chrsis Coffee event (early morning get together of car enthusiasts Midlife Chrsis Puffs) in Austin on Sunday
FTFY 
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I think a mid-life crisis car would be something like a Corvette or a car with a name that ends with "i", used mostly to attract women.
This is a balls-out hotrod, and I don't care if it attracts women. If recent car meet reactions are any indication, women that are interested in the car are far far far far outnumbered by the male of the species. I've had exactly four women that were truly interested in the car. They were all way too young, and I don't have time to train them in the ways of the horse.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: If recent car meet reactions are any indication, women that are interested in the car are far far far far outnumbered by the male of the species.
Like I said Midlife Chrsis Puffs.
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I noticed you were unable to park between the lines.
I will assume this was on purpose and not the result of incompetence 
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He seemed to park well to his right 
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I was deathly afraid of hitting the LT1 Camaro in the next spot. When I got out of the car and realized my parking was all whacked, I fixed it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Looks like you need a reversing camera like I have in my Yaris.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Very nice car. How many hours do you have clocked working on her; the car not your wife. 
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Well, I don't really know. I replaced the suspension and brakes last year, and that consumed pretty much every weekend for about 8 months. This engine swap only took 28 days, with me only participating for half a day every two-three days, and all day Saturdays.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So the wife is shaking me awake this morning. "Wake up, wake up, it's late!"
"What time is it?" I mumbled.
"Nearly seven", she replies.
I picked up my phone: 0457.
She laughed. "Oh dear", she says, "I think I was dreaming".
Me: grunt, snore, sleep.
There was no argument but I am still tired. 
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That's a good story. Maybe that makes it worth it.  Nah.
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