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Man-flu so severe he can't even internetz?
That is indeed a serious case of man-flu.
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Stored for when it's needed. 
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DaveAuld wrote: he has been moaning like a big southern softie on FB
Well, at least that's an improvement on his normal moaning about his lurgy here!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah I think he was trying to get Nagy to bring him some soup, tried the old Jewish mother guilt thing on him. 
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DaveAuld wrote: Man
DaveAuld wrote: FB
There's your problem!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Display Name Taken wrote: Dave has left
I hope this time it's not superglue.. 
Couldn't find related Lounge thread. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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This One[^]?
Just searched 'superglue'.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Neither is real. Both are mutually exclusive aspects of a poor, deluded schizophrenic exhibiting multiple personality disorder. Like the Ultimate Question and its answer, if both manifest simultaneously, the Universe will implode and be replaced by something completely inexplicable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Okay. I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Which movie?
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Dodging Miss Daisy! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I read that as Dogging... 
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Someone watching Dave Gorman last night, by any chance?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I do not watch TV. Don't even have one.
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How do you get away with that, without the Ickles complaining all the time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wondered what all that jabbering was about.
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It's the follow up to Bride Wars - Bar Mitzvah Wars
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Carry on with the ham sandwich deliveries ?
I want to order one. Can you please tell me the number for office deliveries?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Stories of an Inmate
i would have written much more detailed if it was not so devilish
Edit: Typo
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modified 15-Oct-14 5:05am.
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Palestine: The Movie
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Passion of the Christ
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The Old Yeller 2: Satan's Mutt known by another name as Cujo.
Also should be bacon instead of ham
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First draft to Forrest Gump?
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A Dawn in Zombieland Paris
No offense to anyone.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Agent__007 wrote: No offense to anyone.
'cept Paris of course! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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