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Yeah, I wouldn't want to live with a vegan... 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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While posting a reply about YouTube infecting people(http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4923675/Re-YouTube-has-potentially-infected-over-users-dur.aspx[^] )
I noticed that griping, being annoyed by stuff and questioning everything comes in handy and keeps me safe online.
I dub thee, The Curmudgeon Defense: Security Methodology.
All I need now, are:
1. Nice hair,
2. platform shoes
3. book length explanation of the methodology
and I'll be rich forever as all the BigCorps run to implement my methodology:
CAn you say...
Six Sigma
ISO 9000
Kaizen
Next Big Thing...
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"No one can keep your information safe but you. If you don't give anyone information, it can't be stolen from them."
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newton.saber wrote: 2. platform shoes
Don't know about the states, but here platform shoes are seen as sign of insecurity !!
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In the States, they are seen as sign of living in another decade.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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If you are going to command the respect of people you care nothing about, as a powerful manager, platform shoes are an absolute necessity for the man of average (or below) height, so you may tower over the minions as you kanban-kaizen-iso-sigma them over the heads.
Insecurity is what its all about. And they make you even more Agile to dance with the SCRUMmy little people. 
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Don't forget tv-screen glasses. And flares.
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So last year wasn't exactly thrilling at work... So boring even that I went looking for a new job and found one!
My new company is a bit bigger with about 40 employees. I come from writing WinForms applications and WCF services in VB.NET and C# with a MS SQL Server database and I'm off to writing all kinds of apps in all kinds of languages for all kinds of databases (well, maybe not all, but there's a bit more diversity at my new job)
New experiences and new challenges! And I'm looking forward to it! 
I'm starting january 1st, 2015.
I'll need to do some shopping first though. I'm currently dressing well... Really very informal. At my new job I have to be a bit more representative though.
I also got the key to my house last month. I've decided to outsource most of the work that needs to be done, like floors, wallpapers, windows, paiting, etc. I'm just not very handy when it comes to that kind of stuff. I expect to move begin december. I'll be 27 by then and finally moving out of the parental home...
I'm also still trying to lose weight. I've lost six to seven kilograms and I've gained more muscles than I ever had! Doing some exercise is really paying off!
To top it all off I've decided to cut my hair. I've had long hair (over my shoulders) for a good ten years now, ever since highschool.
New job, new clothes, new house, new muscular body and a new haircut!
The Sander 2.0 project is currently in beta and nearing completion
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Does that mean you'll need a new avatar?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Haven't thought of it, but probably yeah! 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sounds like the nerd-conversion episode of Heavy Metal.
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm starting january 1st, 2015.
78 days remaining.
Sander Rossel wrote: I'm currently dressing well... Really very informal.
..the computer doesn't care, why should I?
Sander Rossel wrote: I also got the key to my house last month.
Gratz, also on the aging thing
Leaving the nest is another milestone. Lots of adventure coming your way, eh?
Sander Rossel wrote: To top it all off I've decided to cut my hair. I've had long hair (over my
shoulders) for a good ten years now, ever since highschool.
..picture or it didn't happen.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ..the computer doesn't care, why should I?
Neither do I, but you know... Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!
Eddy Vluggen wrote: Gratz, also on the aging thing
Thanks! You won't believe how long it took me!
Eddy Vluggen wrote: ..picture or it didn't happen.
You've never seen a picture of me... Do you deny my existence? 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!
You sure?
"I'm on a horse."
Sander Rossel wrote: You've never seen a picture of me... Do you deny my existence?
Now that you mention it - you can clearly see a picture of my cat when you hover my name, meaning you cannot deny its existence. There's proof in the picture. For all I know, you might be another attempt of SkyNet to infiltrate. Without a picture of long and short hair, you will fail the turing-test*.
--edit
*) not being paranoid, just carefull
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That cat is clearly photoshopped 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'll be level 27
Dammit naerling I still haven't caught up to you. Every time I level up you sneak ahead.
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I actually checked if I really wrote 'level'... I wouldn't be surprised! 
Keep going and you'll catch up! I've been levelling kind of slow lately
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Good luck with your new life, it's exciting to be young enjoy it, it doesn't last long!
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I'm sure there's enough to enjoy when I get older too...
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Yes there is you just have to do it slower. 
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Enjoy slower or you might strain a muscle? 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Don't Forget to Change your picture in CP Profile with the new well dressed and short hair Sander
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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So, the [SanderRossel] class need to be changed 
In code we trust !
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Not necissarily, I've got a new job, but that doesn't mean I'll start doing any work 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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