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Brits - Believe that those to the north and west of them brew better alcohol than they do
Canadians - Think they brew the best alcohol on earth especially their Whisky
Americans - Know that those north, south, east and west of them brew better alcohol then they do. They just can't handle it.
Aussies - Eh is that another drink lemme try a pull on that.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Americans: Shooting back at oppressive Feds is a right.
Canadians: Shooting back is rude; surely we can talk aboot it. Would you like to beat my harp seal?
Brits: What's "shooting?"
Aussies: Shooting back is silly; shoot first.
Will Rogers never met me.
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...while I was away, did @glennPattonPUB get a job? I don't see him here anywhere!
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Ah. So he still has PUB as his username (but CP uses the original user id then) - implies he hasn't got a position yet. Pity, it's horribly depressing getting rejected all the time...poor bugger.
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I know the worst bit is having some 12 year old tell you that is not how a CV is laid out today... Also agents phoning you at silly O'clock in that am (which gets later...) asking 'intelligent' question before ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) ...
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glennPattonPUB wrote: I know the worst bit is having some 12 year old tell you that is not how a CV is laid out today.
Does seem like the "standard" changes over the years... I've been thinking of redoing mine soon because it seems outdated. Plus it's too long now that I've been on the job > 10yrs, so I have to summarize things a bit better.
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Hmm, my guess is that there isn't a standard way, as I have had three pro's tell me the way it's laid out is good only to be told 'no that's not the way to do it', reply 'tell me whats wrong' after the arts graduate tells you to sell your self and do & that the phrase 'well we offer a service to rewrite CVs' reply 'Oh do you Hmmm', it a scam! 
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That's a good trick though. I bet people fall for it.
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glennPattonPUB wrote: that is not how a CV is laid out today
Translation: "That doesn't fit with the other million or so I will send to every company in the UK today"
Waste of oxygen, most recruitment agents...
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I'm gonna tag myself @JeremyFalcon just to see if CP is man enough to handle the circular reference like a boss.
Jeremy Falcon
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You do realise that emails the entire membership with your email address?
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Seriously?
Damn Internet makes it hard to tell sarcasm at times.
Jeremy Falcon
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...while I was away, did @glennPattonPUB get a job? I don't see him here anywhere!
He's passed out behind the green sofa.
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Phew! I thought that was another misc dead thing the cat had brought in...
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I'm from Northern California. We don't have accents. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The only time Californians don't have an accent is when they're not talking, which is why most people like Californians without an accent.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Says the non-American. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Quote: Says the non-American
That still doesn't stop you having an accent.
As a Brit living in the US I find that, although I don't have an accent, everyone around me except my wife and son seems to have one!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My point was that many people within the US do not consider Californians to have an accent. Southerners have a drawl, northerners have an accent, midwest, etc, but within the US many people don't think Californians have an accent.
Of course, outside of the US, I'm sure it sounds that way.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Southerners have a drawl
I kind of thought that most people here in Texas would have an accent when I moved here. It is surprisingly difficult to find someone that has an accent that you would associate with Texas.
People speaking with an accent of a predominately Spanish speaking nature are more prevalent than Texas drawls though.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: I kind of thought that most people here in Texas would have an accent when I moved here.
Same thing about Atlanta. But turns out most people in Atlanta aren't from Atlanta. 
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RyanDev wrote: people in Atlanta aren't from Atlanta
Mostly the same here.... I have met more people from out of state than actual Texans. Most people I meet here are from Mexico or..... wait for it..... India.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: India
Really? I would not have guessed that one. 
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