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Maybe the woman from Sunderland's puppy made the hole and ran off with the toilet paper (was it Andrex?) and she just took the wrap?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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She's from Sunderland - of course she was. A fist sized piece of plasterboard makes an ideal bum scraper.
Reusable too, so she was thinking of the environment.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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What's the problem?
When in Geordieland, do as the Geordies do, no?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sunderland is Mackemland, Newcastle is Geordieland, here is a cut-out-and-keep guide:
| City | Demonym | ????land | Incident | Correct Local Response | | Sunderland | Mackem | Mackemland | Run out of bog roll | Punch a wall | | Newcastle | Geordie | Geordieland | Football team loses at home | Punch a horse |
Quite different - hope this helps!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I know it's old, and it didn't last long...but there was a special version of Windows for Geordies:
Windaz Too Thoosand[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With a talent like that for explaining things, you're wasted on development; you should be doing help files.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, piss and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.
Which movie?
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Saving Private Quintus Dias
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ISIS[Φ]? 
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Happy Wet Feet
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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That's not a movie; it's Masterchef.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Star Trek: The Redshirts Strikes Back?
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End of the world at this very moment.
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The Lego movie.
(This scene was later dropped when it didn't screen well with test audiences)
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V. wrote: puke, piss and the entrails of friends
American Pie.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Wrath of the Titans
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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Centurion
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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yes, did you look it up ... ?
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Nope, but I didn't want to spoil the fun so I waited this long. 
Now where are those 24 valuable points I would like to be added to my reputation? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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The Wizard of Oz
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Unmanned NASA rocket explodes on takeoff[^].
Was still a college student when the Challenger disaster happened; read about it in the morning newspaper in my city Bangalore in India. Shocked. Had heard of one earlier space disaster - Soyuz 11[^]; but the Challenger event happened "right in front of our eyes".
Is it possible to prevent such happenings? Rather, what does it take to prevent them?
modified 29-Oct-14 4:02am.
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