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Sorry, they detected my farts but haven't realized it yet.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Your farts bring mass to the universe?
Heavy, man...
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Heavy, man
And that's why the correct application of punctuation is important.
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indeed. 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Because a site called "Computer World" is where I go when I want to read trusted information about high energy physics. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Although, to be fair, I'm not sure you'd use a site called "Code Project" to aggregate announcements from such sites either.
(Unless, of course, you're referring to the blind watchmaker programmer herself).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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GitHub Enterprise is now available in an Amazon-hosted version for companies moving more infrastructure to the cloud. "Any problem in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection."
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Hyped technology, including the cloud, tends to be used where it does not belong. Naysayers help you avoid that mistake. "Here comes the sun, and I say it's all right"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Here comes the sun, and I say it's all right"
Beatles quote! Always upvote a Beatles lyric quote. Way to be musically literate. 
+5 lifepoints for you.
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Quote: You should listen to that annoying cloud skeptic
I is him. (But you knew that.)
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The only Cloud I trusted turned out to be a failed experiment and invented the whole of his memories.
He was a decent chap that Mr Strife, but he betrayed my trust!
EDIT: typos. I never ever get it right at the first post. 
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Live Q&A with CVP Brian Harry. Nov. 12 at 5:00 PM EST. Someone ask him if they'll upgrade Visual SourceSafe to The Cloud
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I thought the cloud was the new VSS. At least it's the new GUI for VSS, right?
modified 11-Nov-14 16:20pm.
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To be fair I'm using Visual Studio Online at the moment for a project and I think it's really feckin good. They do an insanely impressive job of combining source control, code reviews, task management etc, to the point where you can check in code against a task, and then have a code review of that task's code all in the one place. Really nice.
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Today in “putting stuff onto things on which they don’t belong,” we present a user, xyq058775, and his exciting admission that he installed Windows 95 on a brand new iPhone. "Because it's there"
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Dude! I bet that iPhone flies with Win95 on it.
Totally righteous.
Except he can't make calls or get apps or do anything but it's all good.
And the extremely good thing (I'm not kidding): He can't run iTunes on there.
I will not mention anyone who may be rolling over in his grave right now.
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I have an Office 95 CD kicking around here somewhere...
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Because someone else already ported Linux to a toaster? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Don’t miss the cloud-first, mobile-first, code-first virtual event for developers, streaming live starting November 12th! Tell the boss you're not slacking, you're saving money in the travel budget
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Buuuut... Connect[^] is an HP thing; how can Microsoft use it? 
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Ah, but this is the totally much cooler connect();. Not some stogy old Connect.
TTFN - Kent
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You say "cool" like it's a good thing. "Cool" causes instability, boom-bust cycles.
The world economy runs on stodgy.
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I'll add {sarcasm}cool{/sarcasm} next time
There. That might make more sense than my original. I'm with you - when a corporation attempts to be cool, people hurt (I should break NDA and tell you about a new 'cool' tool we're using at another job. It's no end of enjoyment. Or rather enjoyment.)
TTFN - Kent
modified 11-Nov-14 14:45pm.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: cloud-first, mobile-first, code-first
Nothing new. With Microsoft developers always were last...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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