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General80 million bacteria swapped per ten-seconds of snog-ambitransivity ! Pin
BillWoodruff17-Nov-14 11:35
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Every time I hear my ghosts-of-youthful-exuberance whinging piteously in the basement of my limbic system, whimpering that they never have any fun any more, accusing me of becoming a dour old man, something of a hermit, a little like Howard Hughes without the money, Mormons, or mysophobia ...

And I start feeling that melancholy which is perhaps standard-issue during that stage of life when sleep, and the telomeres, get shorter, and the water gone under the bridge becomes shallower, allowing the skeletons in memory to clack in an ominous syncopation as their bones are dashed again-and-again against the rocks of anguish-past that will not let bygones be bygones ...

Science to the rescue ! "Shaping the oral microbiota through intimate kissing" [^] (complete article).
"Mouth-to-mouth contact has been observed in a wide variety of animals, including fish, birds, and primates and serves a range of functions, including the assessment of physical abilities and the acquirement of food. However, intimate kissing involving full tongue contact and saliva exchange appears to be an adaptive courtship behavior unique to humankind and is common in over 90% of known cultures, as reported in [1] and references herein."
Living vicariously through the adventures of these brave pioneers who waded into the wetware wilderness of kissy-kissy with biological assays, and specially goosed drinking yogurt, was ... just compelling !

And, how wonderful that an all too typical so-human-male legend-in-his-own-mind quantitative fudge of hank-of-pank frequency was discovered:
"Strikingly, 74% of the men reported higher intimate kiss frequencies than the women of the same couple, resulting in a male average of 10 and a female average of five intimate kisses per day (Additional file 3). This probably results from male over reporting, as previously noted in an analysis of self-reports on sexual behavior, including number of partners and frequency of intercourse, in particular among unmarried couples [8]. One report of an average of 50 intimate kisses per day over the last year (Additional file 3) was according to the opinion of the authors unrealistically high, not in agreement with the reported time to latest kiss of 18 h and showed a large discrepancy with the self-reported kiss frequency of his partner of eight intimate kisses per day."
Now begone is woe-is-me for Science has restored my equanimity !
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'»  What does that tell you about sanity in these times?

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