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Newfoundland Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger house. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Newfie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Quebec and some parts of Saskatchewan.
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I've got a friend that's a Newfie I need to send him this.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I wish I could post an inline pic of me wiping soda off of my monitor.
+24
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No, you are supposed to empty the can before adding the firecracker... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oldie but goodie. 
/ravi
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It's only an oldie if you can still remember the last time you heard it. Congratulations, Ravi! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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To be honest, I can't remember when I last heard it.
OT: Hold cow, it's 4:10am. Off to bed. G'night!
/ravi
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Hold your own cow; it's only 2:10 here. Sleep well, old friend...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Antithetical Phantom Obfuscating Dissemination
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Atom Placed On Deuteronium?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Always Posting Other Drivel, that's me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Always rePlying, OriginalGriff Does...
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Anyone Prefer Original Donkey-Kong?
Jeremy Falcon
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Alternative: Playing Online Doom
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually Playing Or Developing?
Jeremy Falcon
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Always Playing, Only Dying...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Avoiding Plasma Overcomes Death
Jeremy Falcon
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Always Pick "On Degreelessness": IDDQD...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ain't Pimping Overly Delightful?
Jeremy Falcon
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Acronyms, Pointless & Over Done
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Love the game. Avid player.
Do you like the expansion pack? I am level 92 now and grinding. Having fun.
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