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...send it by van!
I just had an email to say that
Hello Mr **** ******,
Your ****** ***** parcel is now with your local ****** courier for delivery.
For complete tracking history please click below:
Kind regards,
The ****** team (Redacted for anonymity - it's Herself's Xmas present and I don't want her to see any clues)
Which is fine!
Except...he delivered it an hour ago...so a man and a van is faster than your email system. 
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Hi ****, I just wonder why you felt the need to redact your name. What clues could she possibly get from that?
Unless she still believes in Santa that is. 
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You don't need to believe in Santa: he is real!1
1: Just in case anyone who asks questions in QA is reading...
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You can say there' no such thing as Santa...
proof![^]
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I much prefer the Mr Kevin Wilson esquire's paean to Christmas: Ho, Ho[^] (NSFW in any way, shape, or form)
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Evidently his name is Griff, Original Griff.
Life is too shor
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Oh c'mon OG everyone knows your name - no need to hide it, and Internet who would trust on it when it is full of 500s and 404s, only a few chances for 200. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Oh c'mon OG everyone knows your name
Everyone here.
I still haven't told Herself who I am...
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That's what is known as "Being an under cover super hero"
Keep it up!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: under cover super hero villain
ftfy
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I was trying to not write it at all!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Oh c'mon OG everyone knows your name
Everyone here.
I still haven't told Herself who I am...
It seems that she also hasn't told you hers.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Like she'll be surprised by the Llanollin Llaced Llingerie. Again.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Maybe my life hasn't been so chaotic. It's just the world that is and the only real trap is getting attached to any of it. Ruin is a gift. Ruin is the road to transformation.
Which movie?
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The Money Pit
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Down and Out in London and Paris Budapest - Nagy Vilmos, a Life
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Rambo: The Transformation
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mental or physical ?
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Any would work, physical would make the movie less awkward 
EDIT: If done properly 
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One night in Paris Moneyland
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I want to download visual studio community edition[^] but all I can find is an installer. I am on 4G with a limited bandwidth of 20GB per month so huge downloads can be very expensive. What I would like to do is download it at a friend's place, who has unlimited bandwidth, onto my 2TB portable drive and then install at home.
Does anybody have the link where I can do so?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Over here[^] you can download ISO images.
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