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"Eterni.me collects almost everything that you create during your lifetime, and processes this huge amount of information using complex Artificial Intelligence algorithms.
Then it generates a virtual YOU, an avatar that emulates your personality and can interact with, and offer information and advice to your family and friends, even after you pass away. [^]: scroll down to view the three principals of this start-up who appear to be two vampires, and a cannibal who recently had a Happy Meal.
[Please enter the name of the Deadly Deported Dearly Departed]
"Bill Woodruff"
[Please enter your UserID]
"Bill Woodruff"
[I hope this won't be upsetting, but that person is dead, please try again]
"OriginalGriff"
[We are sorry, but, Bill cannot accept viewers from Wales with a Barclay's Bank credit-card with under a 1000 pound credit limit per single transaction at this time]
[However, we can connect you for fifteen minutes to Bill Lite, for 100 pounds, enter 'Y' to accept]
Y
[You forgot to put the character within single-quotes]
'Y'
[Please wait while we [strike]summon[/strike] connect you with Bill]
[Bill here] Whass-up, bro' ?
It's not the same without you on CodeProject.
[Bill] What ? Whaddya: run out of glossolalics ?
Hard to say.
[Bill] You doing a lot of wool-gathering these days ?
Hah, I'm getting a bit tired of all the sheep innuendo.
[Bill] I'll say; they've done everything but accuse you of molesting Mary Poppins.
What has Mary Poppins got to do with sheep ?
[Bill] It's right there in 'Mary Poppins Comes Back:' " 'We're getting on!,' Jane and Michael heard Mary Poppins say, as she put the last lamb on its legs."
That's twisted, Bill
[Bill] You'd be twisted too, if you were where I was.
Where are you Bill ?
[Bill] I am in the far east of the south where the calves are icebergs, chasing the great white whale of serendipity with the harpoon of vocabulary.
That's cool, Bill.
[Your time is up now, thank you for [strike]using[/strike] spending [strike]your money[/strike] time with Bill. Bill has awarded you ten points for quality-time redeemable in the future for one extra-minute with Bill]
[Would you be willing to take a brief survey about your experience with Bill ? By completing the survey, you will be eligible for a prize ranging from [strike]nothing[/strike] a small key-holder with a photo of Bill to the grand-prize, an actual one cubic centimeter of the ashes of Bill ... just type 'Y' to enter]
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
modified 7-Dec-14 11:12am.
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I'm hoping that Rida ate Ronald McDonald...
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Revised in your horror honor, Sir.
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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If my children would seek for my advice after I'm dead I will consider myself as the biggest failure of mankind ever...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I didn't realise that Bill was Griff's father. Some things are beginning to make sense.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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BillWoodruff wrote: [Would you be willing to take a brief survey about your experience with Bill ? By completing the survey, you will be eligible for a prize ranging from [strike]nothing[/strike] a small key-holder with a photo of Bill to the grand-prize, an actual one cubic centimeter of the ashes of Bill ... just type 'Y' to enter]
'N'
Fer Gawds sake 'N'
'N'
'N'
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Someone's borrowing ideas from Charlie Brooker. 
After Ash is killed in a car crash, his wife Martha (coping with depression and dealing with being pregnant with Ash's baby), decides to purchase a synthetic version of Ash based on his posts to online media and other sources.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hey guys, we are trying to design an autonomous system to match the criteria between college students qualifications and the companies offering intern positions requirements, I have checked and the closest thing I got were a few CRM's. If any of you have any idea about any open source software that we can use to design such a system please share your knowledge on the matter 
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The first thing a student must learn to do, is learn to read.
Then he should start to pay attention to details.
With any luck, he will then start to think for himself!
But sadly, you appear to have missed all three of these steps.
At the top of this page is says in big, clear letters "if you need specific help please use the programming forums."
Did you read that? Did you understand it? Or did you just assume "that doesn't apply to me"?
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Alright man my bad, I apologize for any inconveniences.
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OriginalGriff wrote: But sadly, you appear to have missed all three of these steps.
And I removed my comment thinking it is a bit harsh... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I didn't see yours, so I can't comment on the harshness.
But lazy little students who think nothing applies to them because "mummy says I'm special" are probably better off finding out that only applies at home before they get a job... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: before they get a job kick
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Get thee behind me Satan! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Get thee behind me Satan!
I'm sorry, but Wales is too far west, and north to go, even if you were facing north-west so your rear would be closer.
cheers, Bill
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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Thank you for that, Bill!
I think...
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Hello, please to find below codes for resolved doubt
void CompareStudentAbility()
{
while (true) System.Windows.Forms.MessageBox.Show("a");
}
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Sharing info I picked up this week with the community..
D3.js is a JavaScript library to perform W3C-compliant data visualization that contains several hundred functions. The methods can be grouped by selections, transitions, arrays, math, color, scales, SVG (Scalable Vector Graphics), time, layouts, geography, geometry, and behaviors.
Particles Demo: http://oproot.com/if/JavascriptParticles.html[^]
World Tour Demo: http://oproot.com/if/JavascriptD3MapTest.html[^]
Source 1. http://bl.ocks.org/mbostock[^]
Source 2. http://encodingpixels.com/[^]
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Very nice! To give you an idea of how far behind the times I am, I heard about it this last week.
 (sigh)
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http://imgur.com/gallery/aOwuSDg[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Probably staged, possibly by the owner. ::yawn::
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Yep, I think he's trying to pull the wool over your iis! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Isn't that what they call "Speed Dating" in Wales?
Will Rogers never met me.
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That is a Welch marriage proposal. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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