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I can see why he went to so much trouble, though.
It's really difficult to find pictures of naked women on the Internet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I said this out loud at work once:
"I see mistletoe going up all over the office.
Time to break out the Chap Stick."
Now all my co-workers have Human Resources on speed dial.
I hate all of them.
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MehGerbil wrote: I hate all of them.
Perhaps it's just a bad breath issue. Maybe some tic-tacs? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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MehGerbil wrote: I hate all of them.
Christmas is such a wonderful time of year!
Jeremy Falcon
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Pro tip: Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Pro tip: Do Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
FTFY
Jeremy Falcon
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Pro tip: Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
Right! Wear it on the back of your belt!
cat fud heer
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Well, in case you are hauled up before a Political Correctness Tribunal on charges, you may with to practice this explanation of what you meant by your note:
"Your Horrors Honors, What I was referring to was the fact that when the Goddess Frigga performs the yearly resurrection of her son Baldur the Beautiful, killed by the mistletoe-tipped arrow shot by his blind-brother, Hoder, after Hoder was tricked by the evil Loki, that she is so ecstatic that she kisses everyone, and, since Frigga is from the frozen north, there's a good chance her smacker might be not only cold, but getting chafed, by all the kissing she's doing.
So I was thinking that the Goddess would probably appreciate being offered a chapstick."
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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I don't want a promotion, Bill, I just want to keep my job.
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Just don't call it "lube".
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Can I arrange to give you my address 'off-line', you can send me some of that Thai stuff your smoking.
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Hmm. I just hate how all the other guys complain about my scratchy beard. Sissies.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol
https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]
Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more...
My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com
My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542
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Clearly written by a coder.
It misses out my favourite from when I worked in an ISO9000 shop, "I blame the reviewer."
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I'm currently in the Anger phase.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I like the Acceptance phase 
Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more...
My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com
My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542
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I guess I'm just a masochist? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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that is one game I never did play.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I had to check the date on the cartoon... I thought it was 10 years old (maybe it is plagiarized - like 90% of the coding articles these days).
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I'm missing the "Blame your (ex-)coworker(s)" stage
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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My version:
Denial: It can't be doing that; it works at my desk.
Bargaining/self-blame: Oh. So that's how you wanted it to work. This is my fault, I guess I should have read between the lines, or worn my telepathic marketing tin-foil hat that day.
Anger: Damn it. I have to fix this crap because Frank got himself laid off.
Depression: I'm so tired of this sh!t. I wish I was working on (über-sexy new feature #745, part D) rather than Closed-Loop Corrective Action #8475, category major, priority P1 (translates to "FIX IT NOW! FIX IT NOW! HURRY UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!).
Acceptance: <C3P0>This is my lot in life.</C3P0>
Software Zen: delete this;
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Or should say RFID (Request for Idea for development)!
I have been working with .Net for quite a few years now and I have decent idea how asp.net MVC works and gone through online videos and articles etc.
However, I feel without practical project it's soon going to be forgotten by mind and I don't have any paid project on MVC to work with. Hence, I decided to start some hobby project but stumbled by lack of creativity. 
So, it would be great if you guys can suggest some idea of asp.net MVC project which can be useful in future rather than some tutorial project. Something that can be useful to develop over time to be useful to me (either as full product or parts of it) or to open source community.
PS: This is genuine request, please don't flame
Thanks,
Milind
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1. Start with your hobbies (so it is interesting to you)
2. Make a webpage about that hobby
3. Add to it as necessary.
For instance... I like music... so I would probably have some pages dedicated to music theory.
Add a tool for transposing.
Add information about orchestration and how different band instruments fit into the mix.
I could go on, but it is pointless. What are your hobbies. Make a page around that. Just start with a the first page. Add the other features as you think about what you would like. What things do you look up regularly (add tools/calculators/links and such to compile all that data into a single place).
Basically, take something you do already, and use MVC to make a resource that will enhance your hobby.
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