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I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted.
Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand.
So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.
I love you, C++.
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I just had a one night stand with her, back in 1996, i.e. third year computer science.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Don't let C# hear you, you know how it can get when it gets upset... you two-timing dog you!
Jeremy Falcon
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I'm in a dirty affair between her and her mother C. Both of them are unaware of my side-relationship with VB and my occasionals nights with Assembler- 
Geek code v 3.12
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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you have had a relationship with VB? you need to see a doctor pronto, it may still be curable
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I still have but I play it safe, always wrap the pointer before use  you cannot know how hard it is for me writing this and laughing at the same time
Geek code v 3.12
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You really need human contact.
modified 16-Dec-14 10:57am.
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This is why I like you Pete! I'd wager such is the life of most devs though.
Jeremy Falcon
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Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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By logic almost any post in the Lounge should be 
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Spam, no, but maybe a bit cheesy!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Lounge posts are to Spam as ? is to Vegemite ?
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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"Horrible flavour"?
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Depends on one's taste ?
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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LILC(*) ?
(*) Language I Love to Compile!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Could be worse, could be PHP, everyone has had a fling with her
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Speak for yourself, I know where she's been!
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Ditto!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Vark111 wrote: So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.
I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. 
Marc
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...like C++ Template Meta-Programming?!
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After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long
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GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long
But they can be lots of fun. Mmmm...polymorphism...
Marc
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So you finally realized you're into BDSM?
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She can be a cruel mistress.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Vark111 wrote: I think she's the one.
I'm very happy for you. But just remember - she ain't no C#.
/ravi
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