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I've placed two orders with Ocado, one for a fresh chicken and the other for a dozen eggs.
Let's see which comes first.
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What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? 
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Oyakodon.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
(√-sh*t) 2
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That's just silly Griff. One or the other still has to be unloaded first.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The driver (probably) has two hands...
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No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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*boom* tish!
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Nope. Just... nope.  
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'tis the silly season!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If Ocado actually delivered what was ordered, that would be a turn up for the books. Normally it's something like "There where no tomatoes in stock so we substituted Uranium-232"; bloody DPRK deliveries.
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Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" 
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One can never have too much Brie.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I was going to say that! Hmmmm... Brie... 
My blog[ ^]
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I think one morning this weekend I will celebrate my first full paycheck, in nearly six months, with a fruity chardonnay and a small wheel of brie, the breakfast of kings. 
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Yes, you are correct.
That is indeed an elephant.
I stand corrected?
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
modified 18-Dec-14 8:56am.
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No, no. You can sit down now.
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your mama so fat, she ate the chicken and the eggs 
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Last I heard, when you were born your mum wanted to throw you away and keep the afterbirth.
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Ah yes a chicken and egg conundrum. If the chicken arrives first I wouldn't hold out much hope for the eggs.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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One of my tasks for today was "get the Christmas decorations up" - the family tradition being that they go up a week before Christmas, and come down on Twelfth Night.
Tell me, have you ever had a cat launch itself at you through a Christmas tree while you are trying to hang baubles on it? No? It's a good test for your heart, I suspect...
And shiny silver baubles don't look quite as good with blood stains...or maybe they look better...I'm not sure.
Gawd. Three weeks of cat destroying Christmas tree. Three weeks of not being able to go to the loo in dark because of what sharp broken objects he has scattered since you went to bed... 
Can we all cancel Xmas and move on to summer already? Please?
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Nay 
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I demand a recount!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I demand a recount!
This is a well known issue, our technicans already work with high pressure on this problem. Thank you for your submission.
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