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Is glennPattonWhoring taken?
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Contractor, Whoring, same thing we are all tarts at heart!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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How about GlennPattonSeamstress?
I wonder how many will get that reference?
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Depends. Does he own a mushroom?
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Not own, have consumed many...
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200 seamstresses. Not a needle between them.
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IIRC, they found one needle.
veni bibi saltavi
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Two! It was Men At Arms: "A survey by the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Merchants of tradespeople in the dock areas of Morpork found 987 women who gave their profession as “seamstress.” Oh…and two needles."
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Umm Patton like the pattern used for clothes making? I believe in over 39 years I have not heard that one (and I have heard most!) 
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It's a Pratchett reference to the Guild of Seamstresses (Night watch, but also in Men At Arms)
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Ahh the two Pratcetts I have not read they are on my Kindle after John Carters Chronicles of Mars (yeah saw the movie, thought there was the possibility of something, I do knida like HG Wells!)
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Gawd! That movie was... um ... poor.
The books were good when I read them, but that was several decades ago... 
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I am confused. Will you be working as a hit man?  
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Depends, how much of a mess I am walking into...
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Good!
Take a new picture with a dark suit and sunglasses...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just need a Black Tie and I can do the whole Reservoir Dogs thing (why do "Little Green Bag" in my head!)
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Congrats!! I am happy that it is working for you well...All the very best!! This year will be great for you...Be positive!! and celebrate every moment!!![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Thanks 
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excellent - well done, hope Dad && job go well
(and I'll not comment on the moniker change, some of the suggestions made me snicker)
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Oh go on, Nagy was responsible for the last one I'm kinda taken with his new suggestion...
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Shirley it should be glennPatton<Status> and then have a signature of Status = Werkin
veni bibi saltavi
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glennPatton=Employed or glennPatton=NoLongerGrabbingMoneyFromTheStateToFundBeer, glennPattonWerkin... 
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No... glennPattonSoldierOfFortune has has much nicer ring to it...
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A-Team flash back, surviving as a solider of fortune, He clears up other peoples messes Duh-Duh-Durr-Durr
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If you hover over the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl[^] you get different options.
Cool stuff. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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