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Depends what colour it is:
If the light is Red, it's either Demonic Possesion, or you have been looking at too many Pr0n sites.
If it's Blue, then the police / NSA have remoted in to your PC and are trawling your files.
If it's Green, then your PC is busy growing some new RAM.
Combination shades mean that more than one of these is occuring at the same time.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 17-Jan-15 3:15am.
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Hmm, "you can take the red pill or the blue pill" its up to you.... 
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Hmm... the Blue pill is the one with an "E" embossed on it, the Red pill looks like an Asprin dunked in food colouring...tricky...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Give the blue one to your cat, and take the read on yourself.
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A cat on "E"? Not a pretty thought, Dreamies cat biscuits[^] have him running round the room like a loon. I suspect they contain "Cat Cocaine"... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The only thing that made our previous cat a bit nutty was mussels. However, I know how mussels taste, but that cat biscuits, can I persuade you to try one? 
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No.
Not a hope in hell.
I can't stand Tuna...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I do however wonder about their sales pitch, crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside? Who is that information for really? Is the cat going to see it and go mental, or is it just that you can hear your cat eat? 
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I think it's supposed to imply that it's good for their teeth. Or something.
I doubt if the cat would be interested based on that, given that mice and birds tend to be the other way round. Mind you, he does eat beetles, so...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Blue pill? Hmmmmm, Valium! 
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I was also thinking of a pill that is both blue and starts with the letter V. Im not sure the effect is the same, in fact, It might be complete opposite.
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I confirm his cursor light is Red.
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That settles it.
I'm not getting Windows 8.1
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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BillWoodruff wrote: Suddenly, the standard arrow-cursor appear to be "lit from within" with its own little fluorescent light in all applications.
Have you changed your meds recently?
Just saying.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Sounds like you may have accessibility setting turned on - think WindowsKey-Enter to change settings
don't have a Windows box here to try it out - so I may be enunciating through my lower orifice.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Um, you know those web-sites that say it's OK to eat food that's got mould on it?
They're wrong. Stop believing them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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BillWoodruff wrote: Win 8.1[...] installed [...] Is this a sign of demonic infestation ?
Do you really have to ask? 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Just proves Cursors are evil. 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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No, not another weird malware attack on Sony, but rather, the video on the SpaceX rocket landing attempt. 
R.U.D.[^]
I must figure out where I can use that phrase somewhere else though!
With a little tweaking, perhaps "rapid unscheduled dissemble" would be useful.
Marc
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"Tequila makes her clothes fall off."
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly - Happens when I run out of meds.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Presently what happens when I take my meds. Seriously sedative.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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hah - I was thinking 'I bet that's aka a 'spontaneous disassembly event'' and I wasn't far wrong - ok, a bit more controlled than spontaneous aka 'it blew up'
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That's what happened to our marriage when my favorite ex-wife found out about me and her childhood BFF!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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whoops - there's a lesson to be learnt there !
(don't get found out)
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