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All your worldly possessions, now and for ever.
"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too."
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You payed way too much... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My nephew married a girl from S Africa (a Zulu, I believe). His family was supposed to pay her family a cow. It, of course, doesn't work like that in the UK. Instead of paying cash up front, you pay on the "never-never".
While on the subject of the African dowry, I suggested that as it's supposed to take a large quantity of cow to make demi glace, I suggested it might be easier to ship them a gallon or two. I then wondered if they'd know the difference between demi glace and Gravy Granules, so I suggested a case of that instead.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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And your sig is clearly pro-penguin, so it's obviously anti-killer whale.
As someone who quite likes killer whales, I'm offended!
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Now that is a clear case of 'reading-between-the-lines'...Where do you came to the conclusion that penguins are involved in my signature?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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MQOTD?
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Marrigae License? Is that something like a driver's license, i. e. do you need to pass a test? And how many hours of theoretical and practical training do you need until you're admitted?
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My '94 chevy blazer, what a piece of money sucking, leave me stranded in the middle of f'n nowhere, drives like sh!t, crap! It was the last straw in a succession of lousy american vehicles I've owned. I, and it pains me somewhat to say this, have not purchased an american car since. I'll get my fire suit on now. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: and it pains me somewhat to say this, have not purchased an american car since
Nah, it's ok you can say it. They're crap! 
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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A wedding...
veni bibi saltavi
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At the moment my car.. cost me £750 this month 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Breast enhancements for the ex...there outta my hands.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Didn't you get half? 
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I didn't get a good look at the divorce papers I was bent over to far.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I take it her lawyer was standing right behind you...
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With her and my lawyer pushing!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Ooooo! Nasty.
There's no one as good at shafting a man as a lawyer: but you're supposed to pick one who's on your side, not hers!
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A few thousand on a divorce mediator. Then my ex didn't like what he was saying would likely happen, we both then had to invest in lawyers, and she basically ended up getting what the mediator originally said. Quite a lot of $$ wasted. 
Scott
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Reminds me of my daughter; she gave her soon-to-be-ex a proposed divorce agreement, he got all pissy, ran off to the top divorce lawyer in town and in the end, after he spent well over $5000 and she $3000, they ended with her original proposed agreement! (I was pissed since I "loaned" her the money for the fiasco.)
(By contrast, my divorce itself cost $1050; $700 for the divorce, $350 for the ridiculous paperwork and court order to split a 401k. My ex and I came up with our agreement in two hours and it took three weeks to file and get finalized. Best $1050 [and half my retirement] I ever spent.)
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$80K worth of AOL stock in the 90s. 
/ravi
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Heh. That reminds me, I have 200 shares of a company I used to work for. Not sure exactly what my cost basis is, but the value is now $2.00.
Oh well, if I ever need a loss to offset some gains...
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Me too.  And you're right about offsetting capital gains.
/ravi
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The Sun Newspaper at the beginning of this week.
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It got better today. And yes, I am being completely honest when I say I found it in a bin.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Food, while living with my parents.
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