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Does the Soapbox count for Leslie awards?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We need to know.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We need to know NOW, because rules might be being broken!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's a pretty rigid statement! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I couldn't give a sh*t pee 
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When I die in the inevitable exchange of gunfire with government forces as the country falls into anarchy, you guys are going to lose a valuable mentor.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ok, I give up. Who are we going to lose? 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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We will have lost the mentor before that, as the country-wide anarchy will cause your power and telephone systems to go agly, and thus the internet will me out in your area already.
Which means we would never hear of the battle, and would thus elevate you to the status of "the once and future mentor" who will return to teach us in our hour of supreme need.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Once the power goes out, I'm afraid it's going to be every man for himself.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And the sewerage systems won't work, so we'll all have to move to Germany, to pee against walls.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I'll have wasted valuable ammo on another gun nut.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: When I die in the inevitable exchange of gunfire with government forces as the country falls into anarchy, you guys are going to lose a valuable mentor.
No we're not. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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If you can't play nice we will have to take your toys off you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Be careful when you pick them up- the barrels will be hot. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So how long has the go to (I tried typing goto but my fingers refused to cooperate) parent arrow been on the top right of the message?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Since yesterday, impressively fast response.
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Interesting, I always use Ctrl + [arrow key] to travel to other messages.
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 Didn't know you could do that! I do now!
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Dear Friends,
Please help me and suggest me my last company was not give my offer latter and 1 year work experience latter.
Actually I got the job in the MNC as a software Engineer .this company required my previous company work experience and offer later .
but friends last company was not want to give my offer latter and Experience when ever i fallow all the procedure of last company when any person left this company Like provide resignation latter,Fallow Notice period etc 
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First, decide : Later or latter or letter !!
Second, not sure what exactly anyone reading this fragmented piece of words can help.
Anyway, there are only two options, try to discuss out with pervious company and second, be honest and explain to new company: show them your salary slip, bank statement etc which proves you worked.
All the best.
Thanks,
Milind
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MT_ wrote: show them your salary slip
Photoshop is your friend. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Nope. That doesn't work in India at least. Most of the companies now-a-days asks to show bank statement as proof that the salary actually got deposited in to your account !!!
Thanks,
Milind
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MT_ wrote: Most of the companies now-a-days asks to show bank statement as proof that the salary actually got deposited in to your account
Did I mention Photoshop?
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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It's very difficult to understand what you mean.
You might want to try one of the non-English-language forums, rather than struggle with English.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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