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As JSOP will tell you: the longer the barrel, the more accurate the shot.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Fully 80% of our male workforce was from India or Pakistan.
Because they did a better job! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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No, because they work cheaper, usually for shiny rocks and curry powder...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: because they work cheaper, usually for shiny rocks and curry powder.
You're not racist are you? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Not at all...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Then it is you that works for shiny rocks and curry powder. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Nah. Like the rest of us, he works for scraps of paper and little bits of shiny metal.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Like the rest of us, he works for scraps of paper and little bits of shiny metal.
Then he can buy curry powder for his family. Isn't America great! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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It's not about race, it's about culture. :cough:Texas:cough:
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Yeah, Texas - where you're expected to hit what you're aiming at - even if it is just a urinal.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Yeah, Texas - where you're expected to hit what you're aiming at - even if it is just a urinal.
Must be difficult for someone like you who grew up using a squat toilet. Welcome to America!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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What was that about how Pecos Bill created the Rio Grande...?
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Yes. I hit many things in Texas, including the ground and a target frone. And let#s not speak of the things we hit in Mexico.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: It's not about race, it's about culture.
Or lack of it as the case might be. We are speaking about Texas you realize.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Does the Soapbox count for Leslie awards?
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We need to know.
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We need to know NOW, because rules might be being broken!
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That's a pretty rigid statement! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I couldn't give a sh*t pee 
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When I die in the inevitable exchange of gunfire with government forces as the country falls into anarchy, you guys are going to lose a valuable mentor.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ok, I give up. Who are we going to lose? 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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We will have lost the mentor before that, as the country-wide anarchy will cause your power and telephone systems to go agly, and thus the internet will me out in your area already.
Which means we would never hear of the battle, and would thus elevate you to the status of "the once and future mentor" who will return to teach us in our hour of supreme need.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Once the power goes out, I'm afraid it's going to be every man for himself.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And the sewerage systems won't work, so we'll all have to move to Germany, to pee against walls.
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