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RyanDev wrote: Some of these have to be photoshopped. There's no way they could have happened. 
I thought that - then looked at the code I was working on and realised that if some of the developers had chosen the path of architect instead, those would have been but the tip of an iceberg!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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If you need a special gift.[^]
I know an elephant or two who already produce enough of that stuff.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Now that's a gift that I would like to send to a few people just to let them know I'm thinking of them.
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Yes, indeed.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I see they have a special packaging for it too: Elephant Dung 100% Anonym 
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I already have enough. Thanks for thinking of me. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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JimmyRopes wrote: I already have enough. Thanks for thinking of me.
I would venture that you have a lot more elephants where you're at then I do here. So I have to be a little more cautious of who I fling my dung at. 
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They're also making clothes out of it...dungarees, pretty fashionable from what i hear.
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I have to be a little more cautious of who I fling my dung at.
Words to live by.
PS - Good sig material
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Hoo Flung Dung - isn't that a Chinese restaurant?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Aww, gee! Thanks Mike!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Because sometimes you need to slip away
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That's a touchy subject. I feel you haven't given it enough tactile consideration.
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I'm panting with anticipation!
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You started to go down a slippery slop here so should be careful not to get bogged down there.
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I first read that as
"I'm painting with perspiration."
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Turner prize here I come!
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I'm pretty certain women do not need men to enjoy lingerie.
I'd rather be phishing!
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... and what has lingerie to do with love?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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+10 
Jeremy Falcon
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Would you be brave enough to tell her that she looks like a pork sausage when she wears that stuff?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Nope. 
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On a similar note why is panties plural and bra singular?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Coz no one cares for the grammar when they are trying to get them off!!
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