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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least the device makes you think 
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Of how to convince your cat to step in?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I don't know, I wondered about that myself. Perhaps it will, as the entrance will smell of... oh well. 
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My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.
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Abhinav S wrote:
My answer is below. Its in invisible ink. |
There's nothing there. You must have run out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't, but I have so little use for it that I think it dried up.
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Your HP PhotoSmug refuses to print even if your document doesn't have any invisible sections on it and your next trip to the shops actually shows up on your nation's balance of payments for that month?
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Awesome one today
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mind-refreshing.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I've reached the age where I buy new toys only to replace those that have met their demise.
2015 started with my trusty circa 2002 Panasonic HDD video recorder unceremoniously dying (fried processor board) after recording a 5 hour program (day 1 of the Barrett-Jackson auto auction), rendering 30 hours of video permanently unwatchable. Soon after I discovered I can no longer receive my favorite talk radio station (680 AM), because a high-rise that's being built near my home now obscures its reception. (I can receive other stations, but I rely on 680 to wake up.)
So...
Nothing lifts the spirit more than the smell of new electronics... 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: new electronics
Not high on my list.
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Sweet! I like the radio need a good alarm clock occasionally, let me know if it's any good!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: need a good alarm clock occasionally
I use my tablet. It sits there on charge every night, so it's to hand anyway.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's true I use mine for that occasionally when I'm on the road!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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My Nexus 7 isn't loud enough. Also, I TuneInRadio (a great free for listening to radio) doesn't seem to be reliable when it comes to its alarm.
/ravi
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Mine is - you know you can set the alarm volume independently of the "main" volume?
(open Clock, select Alarm, press the "three dot" settings button, and there is the Alarm volume setting)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, I know. Maybe it's because I keep my Nexus in a (book-like) case... 
Besides, it's actually easier to hit a physical snooze button with one's eyes closed instead of opening them to touch the screen.
/ravi
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That's kind of the idea - you have to be a minimal amount awake in order to turn it off! 
I have a backup though: a old fashioned wind-up alarm clock with the two bells on the top. Just the thought of that firing up is enough to get me out of bed!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mike Hankey wrote: good alarm clock
I have been using my Droid for that the last several years.
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NOw that I'm retired my hours are erratic and I rarely need to get up at a certain time. For the last few weeks, because I'm working on a project it's been up at 11AM and to bed at 5AM.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: because I'm working on a project it's been up at 11AM and to bed at 5AM.
My kind of hours! Too bad RL interrupts.
/ravi
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My only interruption has been a tooth that needs to be pulled but to stubborn to go to dentist so have been living with extreme pain. But project is getting close to completion!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Will do, Mike. Will also post my review on Amazon.
/ravi
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