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The UK Revenue have just sent Herself a letter saying that she has overpaid them £300 (via PAYE) for the tax year ending April 2013...and that they will send a cheque "in the next 14 days".
Two years it takes them, and they then take even longer to actually pay it back.
But...if you owe them anything, it's "pay it now, or we'll fine you £100".
Another reason to hate the tax man... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: But...if you owe them anything, it's "pay it now, or we'll fine you £100".
That depends how much money you have - if you are rich it earns you a seat in the other place and a peership.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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OriginalGriff wrote: But...if you owe them anything, it's "pay it now, or we'll fine you £100".
Plus interest on the outstanding debt.
Have you asked them for interest due? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Years ago, I was to build a house, but that project finally got cancelled. I had 15 days to pay 11800€ taxes as part of requesting the building permission. It took 18 months to get my money back after the project was cancelled, not mentioning the numerous phone calls, emails and letters. I freaking hate them.
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Rage wrote: I had ... to pay 11800€ taxes as part of requesting the building permission. It took 18 months to get my money back after the project was cancelled
Did they pay you interest on the amount they eventually paid you?
They charge interest when you owe them money.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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there would be no point hanging on to it if you got the interest, they have their tea and biscuits to pay for don't you know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nice and easy one...
The President is confused and displays his petulance (5)
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Pouts - anagram of POTUS
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Evidently just a little TOO easy!
you're up tomorrow 
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C**k, I keep forgetting about that bit.
There goes the rest of my day, what a shame.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I have Evernote open all the time, and jot ideas in it on occasion - that one came after watching Veep
If you're stuck, just think of a phrase that involves some sort of disintegration
say "Breaking Bad"
and work out an anagram
"Baking Bread"
Now you have a clue!
Walter and Jesse use their loaf!
or something.
there you go - five minutes tops - you can get on with your day job :}
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_Maxxx_ wrote: five minutes tops - you can get on with your day job :}
Spoilsport.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just call me 'Mr. Meany'
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My longing goes from mountain to sea
You cannot know how deeply I miss thee
I look every minute but there is nothing to see
Where art thou my darling CCC ?
Life is too shor
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Isn't t Maxxx turn today? Maybe he's already sleeping?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Indeed! I can post one if allowed to. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Gotta win it to be in it!
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Damned! There's always a catch! 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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how many letters?
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Gimme a minute!
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Melted Snow.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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In breaking news, artist and TV presenter Tony Hart is valiantly holding onto his fight to remain dead.
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As is the WSO CCC OTD...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And no MQOTD yet either 
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