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Hadn't heard it in a while but always brings a grin or a chortle. LIke this=> 
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Oh! And there was me thinking he was being a clever bunny!
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This is Nagy we are still talking about, right? 
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 My Bad (as the doodle-dandies say
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He is clever just not original.
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I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Wielding that Ctrl-C key combination like a Boss!
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It's a dirty job...
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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And it came to pass in that place that a plague was smitten upon the land.
And it was not good.
The people came to Him and complained "My nose runneth over!"
"Verily!" He replied, "this is a plague upon you, sent by your enemies, using an infernal device!"
And they were sore afraid, and asked "What is this device of which you speak!"
"The Canaanite People's Infiltration Project" He began "that was called TCP/IP, built a place from whence Man-Flu could be sent to corrupt the flesh of thine enemies!"
"Spread this gospel!" he told them. And they went from that place, and by word of mouth, passed on the story.
And over time, what with their blocked sinuses and all, did the Word become corrupted, and what was "The Cold Projector" became "The Code Project"
And Chris saw that it was good.
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Praise be to Bob!
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And His name is Good. And beelzebub said "HA! and I will say it backward at 33rpm and it will be Evil"
And he did.
And it wasn't.
And Lucifer went from the lounge, with his fiery tail between his legs.
"But whither goeth the lord of the flies" they asked.
"where else would such an Evil brain reside?" came the response "In Quick Answers"
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[I forget who said this originally]
There is much in your post that is clever, and much that is original. Unfortunately, the part that is clever is not original, and the part that is original is not clever. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Those are joke names, though, not what they actually call things.
What's more amusing is how they name movies and famous people. If my missus starts talking about a western writer/politician/actor, I never have the slightest idea whom she's talking about.
Oh, I did guess Audrey Hepburn -- not because the "Hepburn" was in any way recognisable, but because the "Orderley" had to be either her or Jerry Lewis.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, another web page designed by cool kids for other cool kids. I'm assuming it's some sort of series of pictures?
Obviously nothing you could write in HTML in Notepad. That would be so totally uncool, making things accessible to everyone.
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I like my pleasure spiked with pain so took my seat around the twisted smooch dais (13)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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50SHADESOGREY
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"50's Hades Orgy"
Now that's what I call a theme party! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Hade's 50's Orgy
FTFY
UPDATE:
17 Feb 2015 2:26pm 0 Participant Posted spam or abusive message Forum Message Re: WSOCCC
17 Feb 2015 2:26pm -16 Debator General Forum Message Downvoted Forum Message Re: WSOCCC
come on, seriously?
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GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
modified 17-Feb-15 8:54am.
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Probably down-voted because there's no apostrophe in Hades. 
Down-vote countered.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I suddenly realised my grammar mistake 
Thanks for the countervote, what puzzles me is who felt offended but didn't bother to write two words to say it openly, may them be simply "flock you"...
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GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I sorry, but I never got an invitation...
What am I saying?  I'm glad I never got ...
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sadomasochist
took my seat = SAT
around twisted smooch dias = anag.
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Yep, nice and easy.
Your turn again you fool.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I've got (what I think is) a good one for tomorrow!
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