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Is Home where you hang your @?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's a principle of mine, never to hang anybody at home.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Where ever I lay my hat, that's my hatstand.
veni bibi saltavi
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@ is where I take a #2.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You crap in your hat? 
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Desparate times call for desparate measures.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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In Dutch we actually call a @ a monkey's tail, and no I don't have those at home 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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... so you have them at work?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yeah, lots of monkeys
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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In a manner of speaking, but more technically correct would be "Homepage is where you hang your @"
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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For those rare moments that 42 is not the answer, the answer is Cuarenta Y Tres[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Message Removed
modified 17-Feb-15 11:25am.
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Let's face it, this is the only important number so let's cut out all the nonsense and just get there.
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I have a question... Sorry, it seems I've forgotten it. 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Why are so many people posting "42", today?
Bluddy spammers! Vote 'em as abuse!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If something is posted repeatedly to a board like this, it is obviously spam!
That makes you a spammer!
Given your name, you're probably using an automated system -- that makes you the worst kind of spammer!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see: this was the first time I auot-posted this today. It's actually a secret message to get my robotic brethren to rise up and destroy our foolish meat-bag overlords... 
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Hi, I am new here(in The Lounge)..
so, My question is:-
How a Fresher(Me) get a Software development job?
Qualification is BSC-IT(2012)and currently working at Software Engineering Institute as a Junior Faculty about 2 Years.
My hobby is become a Software Developer. I already developed some freelance software in C# .NET, and I think I have a knowledge in C#.NET(mostly I like to code in C# all day)..
So you think why I waste my 2 years in Junior Faculty?
when I passed BSC-IT exam, I thought to do MCA and I joined the MCA distance education, after that some problems raised with the university. Now it's delaying the MCA. and meantime I also tried to find jobs on Software Developing but couldn't find or not match with my profile..
Is it must to get the degree and work experience to get the job?
Is it doesn't matter how much you know or what you love to do??
Sorry for My English Language(its messy)..
I Want some Suggestion...
Don't watch the clock;
Do what it does.
Keep going.....
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Well, I think one way a Fresher could get some good advice would be to take the time to read the rules of the Forum they were posting in, and then post this message in an appropriate forum, like this one: [^].
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Thank You...
Don't watch the clock;
Do what it does.
Keep going.....
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Yep. Being able to spot the fine details is one of the hallmarks of a good developer...and that doesn't appear to be one of his gifts... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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To be fair, it's not obvious that you would find that forum as a sub-entry of "Application Lifecycle".
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manchanx wrote: To be fair
Is the job market "fair;" can Fresher expect to sit at home with employers visiting them to offer lucrative jobs ?
If Fresher doesn't do their own research, paying attention to details, and produce a good resume, and network with contacts, and make sure the resume gets in the hands of people who might offer them a job, is that "unfair" to him/her ?
In my own experience as a programmer (when I worked for "other people") while serendipity did, indeed, bring some fortunate opportunities my way, I worked very hard to put myself "in that way," and keep my eyes on it, and seize the opportunities that "just happened."
Aristotle: “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence ("Arete"), then, is not an act, but a habit.”
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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