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So you're in a hurry going on a trip and need to get motivated but been putting it off so you
re finishing up last minute stuff on the computer and getting ready to turn it off and get going when;
Prerequisite: You have OCD, 4 cats and a dog (new addition small, affectionate...Oh wait I'm in a hurry)
When on the floor you spot a ball of ?fuzz?, you stoop to pick it up and throw it away and it sticks to you're fingers, so you switch it to the other hand, like that hand is less static-y or something and it sticks to that hand so you try to flick it off your fingers and it sticks to the flicking finger. So now what maybe toes are less prone to sticking, call someone else in the house and pass it off to them or call one of the cats and stick it back on them.
Final solution; found something stickier than my finger and I"m off! Whew... See ya
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: found something stickier than my finger and I"m off!
I bet you are. 
Marc
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djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Mike Hankey wrote: found something stickier than my finger
Do I want to know what that "something" is?
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More to the point - what part of his anatomy that something was located (and will it later clog the plumbing?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OK, so when you get to the finger-food buffet, make sure to let me know which treats you've taken, so I can avoid those plates.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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恭禧發財
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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was it ever decided if this is sheep, ram or goat?
its worse that the Microsoft windows naming convention
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: was it ever decided if this is sheep
Don't tell Griff...
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too late it has already caused him a mid life crisis
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: caused him a mid life crisis
I first read that as mid wife crisis.  
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I doubt he would admit to watching midwifes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I think you're a little late
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If I am not mistaken, the Chinese symbol is sheep/ram/goat/Griff and needs other context to distinguish between them all.
veni bibi saltavi
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I am pretty sure it isn't Year of the Griff.
It hasn't been since I was born!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is now:
年个日飞
Unfortunately (or not, as it turns out) your name has to be broken down into three phonemes which can be assigned to sinographs (ge, ri, and fe), so I chose three words which use sinographs that use those phonemes.
To directly translate:
年 (nian) = year of the
个日飞 (ge ri fe) = one day fly.
Works for me!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I order three dishes, and get a free fourth, but no egg-rolls ?
You gotta be kiddin'
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Says this fellow[^] saudi arabian brain 
Well, someone has to tell the truth! 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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and the earth is flat and balanced on 4 elephants who in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle that swims though space
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You're missing the point: is the turtle male or female?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Yes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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FEMALE???
YOU HERETIC!!!
BURN HIM!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Watch out for what you print!
He could declare a fart-wad upon you!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No, it doesn't swim through space, it's turtles all the way down.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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burn the heretic, burn him I say
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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