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Why does Spongebob Wearpants?
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Because its Squarepants !
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He was forced to wear them by the censor board to hide a few pores.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Cuz frying krabby patties with no pants just seems wrong.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Well, duh!
Sponges float! He keeps rocks in his pockets!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To hide his boner from Sandy.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Why does Spongebob Wearpants?
There's a thought I don't even want to contemplate.
Marc
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To stop from absorbing everything.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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He doesn't want people to be jealous.
Wout
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OriginalGriff wrote: Why does Spongebob Wearpants
Because his dick is obscene?
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I found it quite tough actually, and question 6 I just couldn't fathom the logic of.
Anyway, 90% was my score.
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80% - I notice there is far less Latin and English History in it these days...
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I don't recall the 11 plus when I took it, many many years ago, but I am pretty sure it didn't have any Latin in it.
Did you get the logic of question 6 though? I still don't, even knowing the answer.
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I got 80%, and no idea how they came by the answer to Q6. I guess there is something taught in school now that was not done in my day.
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In my day it went like:
1) Did any of your relatives go to grammar school?
(yes = instant pass..otherwise)
2) Does your family own any non-commercial property?
(yes = instant pass..otherwise)
3) How much money can you bribe me with pledge to the school charitable fund ?
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80% and I'm not even British! 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I expect the grammar questions gave you some trouble. 
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Just for that I won't explain #6 to you. 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Without going back over it it must be a mirrored relation ship about the center of the alphabet. If its like the previous question.
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100%
But I spent more time on question 6 than I care to tell you.
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I got NFI with it and guessed in the end.
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Is this really meant for eleven year olds?
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I seem to miss the option "none of the above" in the second question 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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I am dimwitted and got only a 60%.
I got the grammar ones even though I'm an American, so in your face, all you Brits.
I became intensely bored with the TREAD BREAD stuff and clicked an answer.
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