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Mark_Wallace wrote: Whichever way I'm going, it looks like the road goes uphill.
I've had that experience too, and when driving as well, and when talking to women. 
Marc
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And I've had that picture of a dress open all day, now.
Most of the day it was white and gold. Then it was blue and black for an hour. Now it's pale blue and brown.
The differences are incredible -- I literally cannot believe my own eyes.
That'd never happen with a man's shirt. The damned thing should make its mind up!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wonder how many levels of VM you have to drill-down through before you hit where the bits are hatched.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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It's not like the kind of files we're used to dealing with; it's a constantly changing conglomeration of memories of movements, sounds, and smells, all being constantly merged, compressed, and defragged.
That's why the old mental-telepathy thing will probably never work (at least the way described in fiction); the content of each brain is so different and independent of that of every other brain that if you transferred bits of it, the target brain wouldn't be able to interpret it.
Transferring files from one computer to another? No problem.
Transferring memory content between people? Not a hope.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Then I had to download the picture, and load it into Paintshop Pro to use the colour picker and check
I just loaded it with Paint.NET, selected half of one of the images, then dragged it next to the other image.
Interesting how you don't have to move it back very far before the colors start looking different again.
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I saw this[^] on a dustbin at Rosebank, South Africa.
What is amazing is that Rosebank is like CBD[^] and I do not think this is the target audience for such business. I mean educated (not literate) people wouldn't fall for this, right?
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d@nish wrote: educated (not literate)
 -> Ah, got it!
BTW Educated people won't take photographs of dustbins in a CBD either. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
modified 27-Feb-15 1:17am.
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You have to be joking, do you know how many people believe in astrology and the sky fairy! Spells is but a small step from that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Erm, even the ones who studied science? Baffling.
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My level 100 warlock is quite the opposite of that.
I mean ranged DPS with a few healing spells, but those have been very much reduced in this expansion 
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Some of pics on his website (like this one[^]) look more like screenshots from Skyrim. Another reminds me of Harry Potter. 
Marc
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We better tread carefully here.... What if the caster of the spells doesn't like what we are saying here? 
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So I enrolled in a Bach. Sys Admin last year and it didn't work out very well. The College was just screwed up. I've been doing a Diploma in IT (Web Dev) elsewhere since and everything's going really well.
However...
Have you noticed how everything you do at College or UNI now is all about reports?
Like... Everytime you have to do something, you gotta write a report first! That's so annoying!
I self-taught myself programming when I was 17. And I've been building lots of things for myself ever since. So when I sign up for a course, I just want the paper to say that "Yeah he can do it". But no...
They have to chuck in all of this other crap like writing Analysis' and Reports and other arbitrary junk that you can't even find any info about online.
No wonder this world is so screwed up! You can't ever get anything done anymore because we're all too busy writing freaking reports about what we're about to do!
You wanna build a database? Write a report first! You wanna create a website? Write a report first! You wanna eat dinner???
WRITE A REPORT! ...first.
Oh, what's that Evil Iceblock? You wanna take a dump?
NUP, SORRY! YOU GOTTA WRITE A REPORT ON THAT FIRST!
SCREW YOU AND YOUR REPORTS!
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You wanna get money from your employer for new office equipment or software?
You write a report.
Sorry kiddo, that's the way the world works.
Thanks for reporting your findings.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Point noted.
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And where's your report before you could post this thread?
You get an upvote for that. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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That's pretty much the same as all the project planning stuff I had to learn. In the 5 companies I worked for in the last 13 years I've never drawn up any process or system flow charts or any Pert & Gantt charts. Every time you ask about those everybody just laughs at you.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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I do like flow charts... I'll give you that.
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I have reported to reporting authority that you have reported that you do not like to report.
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I translate your "Report" into requirement specs, design doco, use cases etc etc etc. On any reasonable size project there is a sh*t load of doco and planning to get through before you can start coding.
The idea that you can get an idea and immediately start coding only works for prototypes and toy (personal) projects.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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In your case there is perhaps not too much of a need for preparation as you have experience, however...
the number of times I have worked with more junior developers who jump into coding, before they have understood the goal of what they are doing, are countless.
So yes it's a pain but I don't see it as necessarily a bad thing for some people to have to show that they understand what they are about to do.
It also has the effect of covering your ass when the project manager/client states that they did not ask for a burning black unicorn but for a pink bejewelled unicorn. You can clearly point to the spec that they signed off on showing that they did ask for the unicorn from hades model.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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