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If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Meme generator, here i come.
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I wonder why they Photoshopped the "other" weasel out of your picture?
Original untouched image[^]
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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It's a bribe for the eagle hoodie gang.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That might not be a bad thing. That might be the woodpecker that was going to destroy civilization:
"Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
Just sayin' ... you don't have to be invincible to do good, you only gotta be a weasel doing the right thing.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: "Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
Unfortunately, that's how architects design buildings.
Thank God for the builders, who fix all the architects' c**k-ups, on the fly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, KS-filter!
The "c**k" in "c**k-up" ain't a rude word! It comes from hydraulics!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Reminds me of an ex-wife, but I can't remember which one.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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I assume that you are the 'pecker and she is the weasel?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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naa just smoking jackets
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Give that man a cigar!
/ravi
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He's certainly trying asbestos he can!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yes, he's a regular fire hose of humor.
/ravi
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So funny is he, I routinely combust a gut laughing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I tried that once but it left me ashen.
/ravi
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That feeling just smolders for days sometimes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yeah, it takes a long time for me to get fired up again.
/ravi
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I believe it's common for it to take a while for things to rekindle.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yeah, I figured fire wood.
/ravi
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Sometimes it takes a bit longer after getting burned.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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That's what she said...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I wish I could just extinguish that thought.
/ravi
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Sorry, it's now em-blaze-oned in your mind forevermore.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Yeah, it's burned in my mind for sure.
/ravi
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