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Have you considered putting in an ad for an old 2110 Nokia Panzerphone?
Might be pricey though, they'usually bought by handymen and hipsters.
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You haven't lost a phone, you've gained a remote control and/or a numeric keypad for a laptop.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I picked up a new iPhone 6 Plus.
It will not connect to Wifi. At all. Regardless of how many times I reboot everything, update everything, yell at everything.
Apple's software, particular thread handling with UIs and network connectivity, is now simply embarrassing given the resources available to them.
The phone goes back to the store at lunchtime.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It's the access points fault.
Trust me on that, I'm told so by my wife.
That everything else works fine is totally besides the point.
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My mate says it's Orange and White but I swear i see Blue and Black.
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Black and blue are likely, if you don't get your coat damned quick.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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try changing your balance. If you sit more on your left butt cheek, it's orange and white. The right butt cheek will make it blue and black. if you equal out it will turn brown/gray all around... 
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Get over it, lad
There's No Accounting For Bad Taste
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hahaha, if you have red/green color blindness then that message you left is encrypted. 
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Arrrrgh, my eyes hurt.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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That actually hurts to look at on my monitor setup. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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...or is CP rather unresponsive today?
It seems to take ages for pages sometimes - minutes - but isup.me never shows a problem.
Everything else on the web seems to be fine.
Anyone else having similar problems?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm experiencing this for some days now, just with CP.
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Facing since last 10 days or so.
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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Yes, CP often becomes unresponsive. Honestly, it is a very slow site. I just thought that is because the Canadian geese which flap their wings to generate the power for the CP computer room often became fatigued. 
Very sloooooooww.
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I don't generally get a problem - most of the time it zips along quite nicely. But today it was 'orrible!
I find Amazon and FleaBay generally slower than CP (but then, they have more users, and more images - but much, much more money)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's interesting. CP is often slow for me, but Amazon is never slow for me -- here in US. Are you in US? Just curious because of connection differences.
I NEVER traverse to ebay so not sure about that.
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newton.saber wrote: Are you in US?
Are you new here?
Griff is our sheepman Welshman.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Welshman.
Okay, let me see if I can get my American-oriented Geography going here.
Umm....Welshman, means from Welsh I guess.
Welsh is an island off the coast of China, right?
Somewhere to the right of the US on the map right? Am I getting closer?
Oh wait,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Wales[^]
Is that where Welsh is?
Is it part of Great Britain or is it a part of the UK?  I can't tell.
Wait is Welsh the capitAl of London? Or maybe that's Paris?
I'm getting close, right? 
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Welsh people are from Wales: one best of the countries of the United Kingdom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales[^]
So, I use Amazon ".co.uk" rather than ".com"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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newton.saber wrote: I'm wondering if you can get the Internet in there?
Easliy: IPoAC[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That is the perfect loop back to what I said about CP and the Canadian Geese.
So, it all makes sense. CP is slow because the geese are tired and your connection is slow because the pigeons frequently re-arrange the network. 
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Being a Welsh-American, I might take offense at your lack of knowledge. 
I am as much Welsh as people of a certain ethnic background are African. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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