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You beat me to it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Irony - Yesterday, the FOIA regulations have all been deleted from government web sites. "Open" government? My dyin' ass...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well, the States has certainly got enough sunshines.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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These[^] are some truly fine quotes. I leave it to the reader is left to their own devices to come up with their own favourite quotes.
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"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one".
Reminds me of one of Bill's post that I tagged tl;dr, and of the thereof derived discussion in the Lounge.
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One of my all time favourites is not from a dead tree, but from the clacks:
I save about twenty drafts -- that's ten meg of disc space -- and the last one contains all the final alterations. Once it has been printed out and received by the publishers, there's a cry here of "Tough sh*t, literary researchers of the future, try getting a proper job!" and the rest are wiped.
veni bibi saltavi
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Movie Quote Of The Day
The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!
Which movie?
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Farther Ted - Armageddon?
veni bibi saltavi
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Paddyshack! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi Johnny J.
First two quotes are superb.
But third one,I think money
can make everyone happy.
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I'm not sure, but let's do a test to see which one of us is right: You send me 10 million dollars, and after some time - let's say a month - I'll let you know if it has made me happy or not. Deal? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No that's not fair.
we can manage differently,
U send me 10 million dollars,
and after 2 days only,i will let you know. 
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Gimli son of Gloin in da hood.
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Trick question. It's not a movie. It's Ireland's pledge of allegiance.
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No. The silly Scottish call it Whisky, the true and honest, God given spelling is Whiskey with an e!
veni bibi saltavi
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I used to drink Jameson and Guinness, almost exclusively, before I quit drinking altogether. In my opinion, I left the spirits realm, on a good note.
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that e is there because they distil it twice to remove any taste, so they add an extra e to counter the removed mmmm
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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2 broke irish men
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The Life of Carrie Nation[^]
I'll get my hat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/[^] explains how to keep Pterry alive, on your clacks:
G: send the message on
N: do not log the message
U: turn the message around at the end of the line and send it back again.
veni bibi saltavi
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I just read about this on the BBC website also. I thought it was just brilliant. Going Postal is one of my favourite Discworld books, especially of those that don't feature Vimes as a main character.
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Better, he's got HEX!
veni bibi saltavi
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