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... and the rest of you, Irish or not!
Which reminds me of this old joke:
Q: What do you have when you hold two green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
Might also work with a leprechaun. I haven't checked... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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or the jolly green giant
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm not sure he'd be so jolly if you held his balls in your hand?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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you never know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Happy Paddy's Day to everybody 
Gotta get a Beer somewhere... at work... damn...
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I had a Full Irish Breakfast today - eggs, bacon, black poddin, saus, 'tato bread, toms, beans, Guinness and Blackbush.
Gon, 'ave one yerself, gon - yawill, yawill, yawill!
veni bibi saltavi
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I was going to ask you what the feck is Blackbush.
I Googled it and now I know.
It has a different meaning down here.
I wish that I had have had your breakfast this morning.
All I had was a dingo's breakfast.
Happy Paddy's Day.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: It has a different meaning down here.
So stand up - and leave the abo ladies alone... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Happy St Patrick's Day to the Irish Folks!
Here in Amsterdam [these^]letters on the Museum Square are going to color green tonight in celebration of St Patrick's Day together with 160 more buildings and structures worldwide
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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I wait until April 23rd for a celebration.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Does election day is a payed holiday everywhere?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not for me in the USA.
John
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And, it probably never will be, because then more people would vote.
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Everywhere? You mean it is in Israel? You lucky people! 
They at most give a couple of hours off for voting.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Yes. In Israel we call it the barbecue-day. All gone to voting early morning, and then out...enjoy the day...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: All gone to voting early morning, and then out
Vote early and often
-- Mayor Daley, Chicago
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That sounds like a very good idea - I think that it should only be allowed to those who actually vote, though?
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Agent__007 wrote: Everywhere? You mean it is in Israel? You lucky people!
"Oi! Schlomo! My cousin is paying you, so you vote for me!"
Real lucky.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Er I read the title wrong, been a long night!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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ha! that's a hard one to swallow!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: ha! that's a hard one to swallow!
I don't see man?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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