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It all depends on your definition of "flat".
On the other hand, I expect that General Relativity would have been even harder for your ancestor to swallow... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do they accept member from the opposite side of the planet?
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That would be a bit edgy, don't push it.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: don't push it.
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
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k3wl!
I'm a priest in five religions, and a member of some secessionist regime in North America, so a Flat Earth membership certificate would fit great on my wall!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You could just re plaster the wall, rather than cover the holes up with certificates 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hey, the arrangement is art, Man! It's got nothing to do with the holes under the diplomas!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, of course they would need to replace those that fall off the edge.
Perhaps they are hoping to cash in on the increased exposure of the Discworld.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: The Flat Earth Society is looking for new members
It's about time. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'll add that to my other memberships:
Tin-foil Hat Society
Creationists
Climate Change Deniers
Frigg is Dog (a strange dyslexic Welsh cult, sometimes found inhabiting QA)
Pastafarians Who Really Believe
Scientology
I'm aiming for an intersecting set of 1 (nope, still not there yet!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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As I'm told the kids say these days. This story[^] (SFW, at least around my whereabouts, plus it's CNet) boggles my mind.
I guess it's Rule 34[^] in action, or something.
Edit: For those too timid/lazy to click, here's the title: Sexy paperclip action! Microsoft's Clippy gets down in erotic e-book
TTFN - Kent
modified 18-Mar-15 18:02pm.
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I'll bet he could really hold it together in a four-poster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That author has got to be seriously warped and twisted!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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No need to get all bent out of shape about it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Having trouble holding it all together
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Oh come on! If she'd get all hot over the wizard[^] I'd understand (women love men with beards), but Clippy!?
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Found it on Amazon, clicked a few related items, ended up at this;
Glazed by the Gay Living Donuts
In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network.
Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Depends - which Tetris block? 
TTFN - Kent
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My favorite: Cunctation.... something I find myself doing all the time.
modified 18-Mar-15 17:39pm.
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You do it pretty neat and fast!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You should have done this one last Monday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can imagine some great CCC for that
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Depending on your relationship status, I'm not sure I'd go there
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