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As I'm told the kids say these days. This story[^] (SFW, at least around my whereabouts, plus it's CNet) boggles my mind.
I guess it's Rule 34[^] in action, or something.
Edit: For those too timid/lazy to click, here's the title: Sexy paperclip action! Microsoft's Clippy gets down in erotic e-book
TTFN - Kent
modified 18-Mar-15 18:02pm.
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I'll bet he could really hold it together in a four-poster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That author has got to be seriously warped and twisted!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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No need to get all bent out of shape about it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Having trouble holding it all together
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Oh come on! If she'd get all hot over the wizard[^] I'd understand (women love men with beards), but Clippy!?
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Found it on Amazon, clicked a few related items, ended up at this;
Glazed by the Gay Living Donuts
In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network.
Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Depends - which Tetris block? 
TTFN - Kent
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My favorite: Cunctation.... something I find myself doing all the time. 
modified 18-Mar-15 17:39pm.
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You do it pretty neat and fast!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You should have done this one last Monday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can imagine some great CCC for that
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Depending on your relationship status, I'm not sure I'd go there
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I've been hearing about Windows 10 being a free upgrade to current Win 7 users, and it's got me thinking about upgrades. I use Win 7 at home, of course, but my office uses Win 7, as well, and has about a dozen users. Since I haven't bothered to keep up with new developments in the Windows world, owing to being buried in work, can anyone suggest a good reason not to upgrade when it becomes available? Bear in mind that I/we have no intention of ever using a touch interface for anything, now or forever, and we no longer have any "legacy" software to support in the company; I think we're in a good position to upgrade, skipping all the garbage attendant to the whole Win 8 travesty. Does it matter that the office currently uses a Win Server 2008 and we don't plan to upgrade to 2012?
Am I missing anything that I should know about here?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I tried the CTP on an old laptop a few weeks ago and it seemed OK. Granted I'd prefer to still have the Windows 3 interface, but at least it's better than 8.
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Personally I would upgrade to windows 10 - it is pretty easy to ignore the touch stuff in Windows 10 and I wouldn't be happy with unsupported software given the number of bad guys looking for exploits etc.
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One of the hardware requirements is SecureBoot. You definitely want all of your non-developer relatives to upgrade.
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Only for the mobile versions. Speculation in the comments on the winbeta article from the Insider are that even that is probably only a logo requirement for OEMs.
That makes sense to me too; otherwise they'd completely undercut the intended benefit of offering free upgrades to lots of existing customers.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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"If it ain't broken, donut fixit"...
Wait until you have compelling reasons to upgrade (mainly software/libraries that stop supporting old versions of Windows)
I'd rather be phishing!
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Compelling Reason. FREE for first year.
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Compelling anti-reason - free for the first year ... then what?
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If it goes to OSaaS you stop there, if you want.
Otherwise people have been on XP since 2001, and been on IE 6 since then too.
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Windows is becoming closed development platform and service based platform instead of one time licensing fee. Proceed with caution and look for alternatives if you want be in control over your own computing environment.
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