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Sporting increases life span, but the time you get will be spent sporting.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Sporting increases life span
Cool! I channel surf all the time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I surf the internet all the time 
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As long as it's at the house. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hmm, is this some sort of riddle? Were you ask who died?
In that case Id put money on Jeremy Clarkson 
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I thought the same thing when I heard this on the radio this morning. Who the hell fronts the money for this crap?!
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Note the date it goes on sale.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Note it says it is NOT an April Fool joke, just extreme bad taste
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Quote: just extreme bad taste smell
FTFY
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One word: Japan.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Go over to India and spray it on some cattle? 
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They said it's "limited" - it will thus sell out quickly to those who think it will go up in value, with time, and those who want to feel they are special.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Do you have that saved somewhere to copy and paste?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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http://www.codeproject.com/Members/DanNeely[^] (scroll down)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yah, I figured that's where you'd keep it. Already bookmarked.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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There is a Lady down the School and it's been bugging me for ages because I can't work out if she is South African or Aussie from her accent.
For example, this morning she was "farting with her Hoover" when in fact she was struggling with her Vacuum Cleaner?
Is that Aussie or Saffer?
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Why not ask her?
South Africans use terms like "Eish" (to express unpleasant surprise) or "Aag Shame" (to express pity).
She sounds Aussie to me.
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As far as I know we (South Africans) haven't called anything a Hoover in 20 years.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Interesting... we refer to a dog in the house as a portable Hoover... especially at meal times!
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"... a dog in the house" sounds like another euphemism to me.
Okay, so what did you *really* mean?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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We have a 35 pound fur ball, Matilda, than cleans up any food that falls.
With the speed the do it, they're called "Hoovers".
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