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You underestimate the destructive power of vodka.
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Could be worse, could be Gin
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Gin is fine, but I prefer Cribbage.
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Snap.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I dislike vodka, but my father believed in the healing power of whiskey. He lived to the ripe old age of 98! 
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Vodka and I don't get along. Tequila es mi amigo.
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Drinking and smoking may shorten your life. Get married and it's over instantly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Get married and it's over instantly.
On the contrary, every day feels like a year in jail... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Depends. Some people are gaining eternal life through work. Because every day lasts an eternity 
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Sporting increases life span, but the time you get will be spent sporting.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Sporting increases life span
Cool! I channel surf all the time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I surf the internet all the time 
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As long as it's at the house. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hmm, is this some sort of riddle? Were you ask who died?
In that case Id put money on Jeremy Clarkson
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I thought the same thing when I heard this on the radio this morning. Who the hell fronts the money for this crap?!
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Note the date it goes on sale.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Note it says it is NOT an April Fool joke, just extreme bad taste
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Quote: just extreme bad taste smell
FTFY
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One word: Japan.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Go over to India and spray it on some cattle? 
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They said it's "limited" - it will thus sell out quickly to those who think it will go up in value, with time, and those who want to feel they are special.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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