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Are they sniffer?
Wonde Tadesse
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Well, you can't track an electronic delivery with a chihuahua!
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Barely enough meat for a single burger.
No wonder they didn't catch on in Korea.
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Ok, I've ed it!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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I was unaware that one of our customers was Griff.
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This week failed QA though, we can't ship it until next week!
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QA?
We follow the MS and Apple QA methodology.
Just ship it.
If anyone complains, just tell them either:
-- "The next version will take you to the land of milk and honey!"
Or:
-- "Don't hold it that way".
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The next version of this week will take you to the land of milk and honey...it may disrupt the space-time continuum...but don't worry about that, it's gonna be great!
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Hello Programmers,
Tired of mondays?
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Nope.
It's Friday.
And Monday is a good day: it's the Thursdays you have to watch for.
Too late in the week to start anything big and new, to early in the week to knock off early...As DNA said: "I never did get the hang of Thursdays"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cool.
I also agree with you
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I dislike Tuesdays in particular. That's the day with the worst morning traffic.
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Not in Friesland.
The worst traffic day in Friesland is early Spring.
Muck-spreading time is my favourite* time of year.
* Oops! I typoed a completely different word!
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..if you don't like the country-side, why Friesland? There's not much cow-dung in Amsterdam
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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But there's fifty times every other kind of sht1 in Amsterdam.
Maar, joking aside, I really don't like Amsterdam because whenever I'm there, I am inevitably approached by drunken and/or stoned Britons and Yanks who act like I'm their long-lost pal, and demand that I direct them to the red-light district and/or a coffee shop.
It really sucks to be British in Amsterdam. It's where the scum of Britain and the States go.
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I'm across the country (in Limburg) and I kinda like the smell. Mostly French and German stoners here
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I know what you mean. I was embarrassed to be British in Munich during the Oktoberfest for much the same reasons.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Hi harold,
It seems u dislike monday and tuesday both.
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He's Dutch. Every day is a day to complain about, to the Dutch.
Mind you, if "sandwich" meant "two slices of bread and one of cheese" to me, too, I'd be bluddy miserable every day.
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I don't have to think about Monday for another two whole days!
That's, like, forever...right?
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Tired ON mondays, yes
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Why you come in here on a Friday harshin' our mellow, man?
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I'm freakin' nuts but, actually I kind of like Mondays, after all the running around with the missus and kids on the weekend (and it's EVERY weekend), Monday is kind of relaxing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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