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Windows XP, VisualStudio 6, VB6
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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New contract - Visual FoxPro to manage sheriff's department in-cruiser laptops for warrants, arrests, complaints etc. Mandate: convert all to html5 web based services on secure intranet.
I had to go to MSDN to get a copy of VFP 2009 just to see what I had; I haven't done FoxPro in many, many years 
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Are you homer simpson? 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Only if he would go pale due to just staring at the gif. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I like the gifs that start off innocent, then flash something scary really fast, making me sh*t my pants.
With that said, I was expecting something scary the entire time I watched this gif. 
Needless to say, I was relieved that I didn't have to change by undershorts.
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Slacker007 wrote: I was relieved that I didn't have to change by undershorts.
Actually, it turns out you were not relieved. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You mean, "I can focus on it all day"? I wouldn't try to waste my time, watching blue drink filling up my tea mug. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I can think of a lot of other, um, "things" I would rather stare at.
Marc
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Soapbox material maybe? 
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But possibly not in the lounge.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: But possibly not in the lounge.
Definitely not.
Marc
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You just fulfilled Homer Simpson's dream.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You should probably get checked out. That was incredibly boring. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have a capture of an earlier version of this[^] as my user picture at work.
No one's ever asked  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's hypercool, Gary!
/ravi
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The two morning food groups; coffee and donuts!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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/ravi
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But now I'm hungry, just put on a pot of coffee so I got that covered but what replaces donuts?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Just finished a post-dinner beer + chips (reqd to assist in a TakeStock debugging session). Now off to bed. Enjoy your virtual donut! (Perhaps a pop tart or a Twinkie could substitute?)
/ravi
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The link implies its a torus, but it's not, it's a donut I tell you!!
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Proof that virtual reality < reality.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Amstel drinking vodka.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Still Harp ing about vodka?
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